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I can not believe my luck

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Well back again this is like plants anyomus for me.( hope i spelt it right) last nite got up at 4.00 in the morning to once again feed old bessie, and i swear she does not like me for some reason. ( feelings mutal i am not overly fond of her either right now) because when i opened her door to put wood in she gave another huge belch and singed what little hair i had left. Well i took that quite well and proceeded to use every swear word i could think of in english and then swore in any language i could think of.( I know what ur thinking fellow gardeners but lack of sleep is making me a touch cranky). Anyways got through that and went back home and low and behold at 7.00 in the morning I go back happy as a clam and open the door and what did I see ( I swear I am not lying) the stovepipe fell off and smoke as thick as could be was everywhere in the greenhouse and my 200 pure white hanging baskets ready to be planted were now black as coal.Not to mention my plants were not happy.Well I swear old bessie had a evil grin that only she could see. Well instead of swearing and tearing what hair I had left out of my head I left and back home I went.Well six cups of strong coffee later and two tyenol back I went again .By now its raining , and snowing at the same time.(why not its been a great morning so far). So I get the ladder out climb to the top( did i say I am scared of heights and proceed to fix it. Well I forgot how hard it is too put stovepipe back on a hotstove, but alas its done. Now I have to figure out how to keep old bessie happy,because I am scared of what she plans next,So the rest of my day went so good. A huge bottle of spray nine and lots of elbow grease to wash my pots.
But all in all someday I will look back on this and hopefully laugh. Oh by the way fellow gardeners if you know any swear words in another language please send them to me.And if any of you want old bessie PLEASE TAKE HER FOR FREE
PLus USELESS the dog too. Thanks for letting me vent I sure feel alot better.
and thanks for bearing with me while I whine lol.

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Some people have a talent of making us laugh at their misery...You Lori have that gift. Hope at a later date you can laugh at it too.

13 Mar, 2009

 

Oh dear Lori....what a time you are having....Kmccue is right though...it does give us a giggle. Your trials with your stove remind me of trials I had with the furnaces in the chicken barns so I can really relate to what you are going through. Especially the trucking out at 4:00 in the morning through the sleet and finding the place filled with smoke....Been there too. I laugh about it now but at the time....Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh

13 Mar, 2009

 

hi lori, just read your blog at 4am ( i'm on the night shift ) and thought 'old bessie' was your cat! had to read further to find out she was a tempremental old boiler lol , cheered up the tail end of this shift anyhow...............steve

13 Mar, 2009

 

Well Lori I enjoy reading about your encounters with Old Bessie. lol. I can understand how you feel because I had an old burner once and it did the same thing. I didn't have a name for it though.
Now if you want swear words I can teach you a whole lot of Welsh ones. I won't put them on GoY though incase I get flagged. :o)

13 Mar, 2009

 

Hi Lori ~ Sorry to hear Old Bessie is giving you so much trouble.....But you do make me laugh keep the blogs coming! :0)

13 Mar, 2009

 

i have this mental picture of you with old bessie, you certainly brought a smile to my face!! Oh dear i bet it was a mess!! Hope all is well now, and hope for your sake she can't be saved LOL!!!

13 Mar, 2009

 

The mind boggles and yes I,m smiling at your antics but on the plus side after all that smoke I doubt you will suffer a plague of bugs in that greenhouse.........

13 Mar, 2009

 

Bessie seems to have a personality all of her own. And a sense of humour. She's certainly giving us a giggle.

13 Mar, 2009

 

LOL. Do you really have a dog named Useless?

14 Mar, 2009

 

Love your sense of humour, Loribiscuit!. Wish I had your greenhouse! I've wanted a greenhouse since I knew what the word meant!... House hunting at present so maybe I'll be lucky and find something out there that will be just what I want... don't care about the house ...does it have a barn ....a shed...? a GREENHOUSE???? As for bessie..hmm...sounds like you might be related to Steven King! There's a novel in there somewhere!
I sure don't envy you the cleanup though...the smell will never completely go away until you have your flowers blooming...by then you won't need her help. do you have an evaporator on top? you could put her to work...making steam...but your fan would have to work a little harder...!!

14 Mar, 2009

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