Cheap house in Sicily ---

I can't translate that very well ~
Buy this house and get a free leopard ?

Now TT what on earth would you do with a leopard in a "detached house, 3 rooms, 2 bathrooms, terrace and garage that is all in good condtion for €28,000" ?????!!!! No, seriously, it's just saying that the house is for sale in Via Leopardi (Leopard Street) -

I like to see diferent languages.

So what's the bit about 'occasional positions' ??? :o)

id be tempted to go see what its like Terry lol

I think TT, it's about time you came over here for a full-emersion crash course on the lingo !!! Bring Bonsai and Conker too !!!

What that top advert is saying is that there is a 2,250 sq.mt. flat piece of land in the Castani district for holiday residence - in an excellent (ottima) position - bargain (occasione) - so now you know !!

Well Irish, when's the next Ryanair flight over to Catania ????

ryanair??? ahhhhhhhhhh, i cant do ryanair lol, Aer fungus is who i usually fly with, cheaper and a bit more civilised lol

My pet bird, Crocus, is keen to learn the lingo.
He'll fly across with BA ~ Budgie Airways.

I have a very dishy Italian hairdresser called Luciano.
That's about the nearest I get to Italy. Lol. :o)

Well TT ,see if Crocus can find any special offers for Italy with Budgie Airways for you - ah, but woul d that entail you sitting on their wings as they flap over the Alps to Italy ???? Praps you could come with dishy Luciano !!!

Unfortunately lovely Luciano is spoken for.
But my friend owns a top-winning Bracco Italiano.
That might woof in Italian. ;o)
Wonderful dog. A breed becoming popular over here.

TT - yes they are very popular here too but that 'cos unfortunately quite a large number of flippin' Italian males love shooting at anything that moves in the air and on the ground and it's SO prestigious to have the best breed for this or that specific kind of hunting - Meself I'd rather shoot them instead of the poor wildlife ...(what's left of it.....)

Yes, too much hunting doesn't leave much wildlife.
My friend's Bracco is more of a pet and showdog.
Wonderful personality and temperament....
the Bracco, that is.
Well, actually the friend too. Lol.

Well that's how it should be TT - pets and showdogs not assassins !! I just can't see what joy or pleasure hunters get ....

Mind you TT, between me ,you and the gatepost, I'm quite a hypocrite really when I get on my high horse about hunting, as I do enjoy eating meat - - -