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Hello !!! who's in our bin??


By dungy


Well the weathers been wet wet wet here today,
And its also what i term as noisy day !!!!

(Bin men collection day)
Now dont get me wrong these lads do a great job but boy are they loud,
Even the wagons exhaust points up towards they sky so you can hear it more,

But after they’d gone (out of ear shot “about 3 miles away”)
I put my coat on and went down the drive to get the wheels going on the return trip to the bins parking place,

The rain decided to really pour down, drips of my john wynne type hat fell down my back,
Boy that few cold drops really tighten up the skin,

As i parked the bin “I aways have a quick look inside to see if all the bags have been taken”

It was then “well put it this way i didnt need any laxatives”
The red squirrel jumped out of the bin and ran across the garden,

I jumped in the other direction and the bin lid stayed open.
Boy what a shock,

Do you remember the “Hovis” BREAD advert,?

Well try to remember that tune and take this in,

“Tune playing”

eeeeee we we’re right poor in those day’s
didn’t have any spare cash to waste,
NO, me mam use to say everything had to be saved and no waste,

eeeeeeeeee Mam would sit us little un’s on Lavee and tell us horror stories,
AHHHHH she didnt waste money on the likes of laxitives,

Well all i can say to the hovis lad is a red squirrel can save you on the same product.

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I'm sorry Dungy, I'm cracking up here, thats hilarious although I would have had a blue fit if it had happened to me, bet squirrel was a bit shocked at being taken for a ride....Used to love the Hovis adverts...

25 Feb, 2014


Poor Dungy - hope you were exaggerating there!

25 Feb, 2014


Just think what the poor squirrel thought coming face to face in a giant in a John Wayne hat, maybe his fright is still in the bin, lets home the sun dosnt warm the bin up to much

25 Feb, 2014

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