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Woman shoots husband in car this morning.

Why you may ask? Well, he rather liked the young lady who saw to his needs on Monday but the results were not entirely successful, yet. Said lady is an Osteopath who also treats horses. What do they do with a horse with a broken leg? They SHOOT horses, don’t they?

Wife felt so sorry for his continued shoulder pain that she got out her gone on the way to big M this morning and shot him in the shoulder 40 times!!!
No, Spell check didn’t miss the spelling previously – it wasn’t meant to be a gun

The weapon was actually a fiendish electrical device known as a Pain Gone. It worked! She wondered why she hadn’t tried it on him before but then, poor woman, she’s had a lot on her mind recently what with sleepless nights, missing Toad/Frog, plants that wilt in front of her eyes, trailing geraniums that break off high up the stem while being potted out – oh the list goes on and on…..
People give her no rest either always clogging up her email with comments. Can one avoid this by directing it straight onto GoY? Does each email really need to be opened laboriously then deleted when it has been read on aforesaid GoY?

Still, I mustn’t bore you with my problems.

Here is a remedy for broken plant stems, providing there is still a slight connection remaining. See photo. It works for me!

When Roy need his boot I shall clean it up for him. This is a present for Jack

These lilies go on year after year.

Alternative/additional present for Jack

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I never open up the e-mails :) I delete them and go to GOY to my tells me where the comments were left.
love your blogs.

24 Jun, 2009


Thanks for that advice. I thought I would lose them if I did that. I have a confession to make. I didn't know what it meant to flag something, in fact I thought it was to make it stand out. Alas! When I clicked on someone's lovely photo I got asked to explain why I thought it was unsuitable for GoY. Panicking I closed everything down and ran away. Aah.

25 Jun, 2009


you have not been the only one that has done that. We've had a few apologies posted due to that misunderstanding.

25 Jun, 2009


hehe someone off gOY did this to one of my messages i sent. She contacted them to say she didnt mean to and I didnt come on for a few days as i thought I would get told off hehe

x x x

25 Jun, 2009


Can I borrow that Pain Gone thing so that I can shoot my friend Beryl in her shoulder. ? She's in awful pain poor thing. It means I have to repot all her fuchsias for her. Not that I mind of course. I only have a ruptured disc in my back and arthritis in my knees and shoulders. Maybe I could shoot myself aswell. :o)

26 Jun, 2009


I'm next in line for the Pain Gone for my knees, elbow and back.....hmmmm maybe I could shoot Murray at the same time.

27 Jun, 2009


Is this the queue for the pain gone thingy?
By the way Lyn you can change the way you recieve notifications from GoY, but I can't remember how to do it.......
I'm sure the 'help' link at the bottom of the page will give you a clue. If not contact Peter or Ajay through the 'contact us' link in the same place.
I changed mine and now I never recieve any Emails from GoY
Unless someone 'flags' one of my comments LOL

H & K's........Ian

27 Jun, 2009

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