none gardening just a chuckle

You're on a roll today, Joanella ;-)

have you been opening all your christmas crackers joanella ,,, naughty girl lol

i know dont know what happened to the size of letters though lol

lol i wondered myself heheh

Oh !
I thought what a good idea it was too !!!

Had to squint even wearing my specs.!!!......lol...lol......he.he.he. :))))))))

i know amble im trying to change it lol

I wouldn't worry....good exercise for our eyes.....lol....

i thought it was something to do with the joke when i started to read it lol, waiting for the punchline lol

just me bumbling about prob pressed something i shouldnt ah well!!!

You at it again Joanella? love a good joke or two , or three , or four.
Yes I thought the funny type was to do with the joke !
More please !

think ill have to wait a few days val then try again,or maybe you know some lol :o)))

Ooo I don't know about that if I put mine on I might get chucked off !! He he he ! Only joking---Honest . lol

ha ha im sure you know at least one clean one lol

lol. How did you know I could do with a laugh. - especially the one about antenae lol

They were funny, even if they were small! :-)))

Really funny specially the first one.( I thought the letter size was meant to be that way.)

glad it gave you a laugh hywel i know its not gardening but if it cheers someone up its worth it,
really small spritz sorry
no~~mavis it wasnt lol

hee hee, this is just what i needed after losing my temper with Microsoft (yeah, right, soft in the head, silly people...) I think I need to say sorry to my whole family for my tantrum.
Made me smile. My fave @ present is the man who drowned in his bowl of muesli - pulled under by a strong currant. Shame.

im sure your family understands weeding,things like that get anyone down lol i like the cereal joke i also like~~
2 eskimos sitting in a kyak and feeling chilly lit a fire in the craft,unsurprisingly it sank,proving once aagain you cant have your kyak and eat it too!!!

lol weeding, i love it heheh

cmon san you must have one in there somewhere

far to rude for on here, i get lots of text ones off friends but naughty, i will try think of one

i can hear the cogs from here :o)))) i feel another one on the way!!!

an invisible man married an invisible woman,
tha kids were nothing to look at either...

got a chinese take away then got in car,
heard bag rustle looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the bag,
then dissapeared
i was so scared i almost crashed my car
i looked again and saw the eyes looking at me again then dissapeared
i ran in shop with the bag and asked chinese guy "what on earth going on with my food"
he said "u no worry , its peking duck!!

lol joanella ;o))

see i knew it was there lmso not heard that one before he he!!

who was the first person to say "see that chicken im gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt"

:o)) had to change a few words sshhh lol

thought so san,i twigged ,going to retire for night ,spk to you soon god willing gnite godbless

me to joanella nite sleep well :o))

and you

Great Joanella, the small type is because you used this symbol ~~~~

Loved the joke Sanbaz its good to have a laugh good night.

thanx ian wont be doing that again then,at least i know now!! lol

glad you liked it mavis ;o))

Great stuff! I started smiling with the first one! :o)

Sandra x

thanx labdancer glad it made you smile :0)

I believe that's the same two cannibals who were eating dinner when one said" I'm afraid I've just got to tell you, I really don't like your wife"
"Well just eat your chips then", he replied!

Ha ha thats a good one !

had a good chuckle at that one paul ....

Yes, it's one of my favourites alomg with the Cannibal who had half his leg missing when his mate met him at the airport after his holiday! " Oh, it was a self catering holiday then?"

ouch that one hurt '' 'two cows standing in a field,daisy says to dolly " i was artificially inseminated this morning " i dont believe you " says dolly,its true..no bull ..

Very good!!!
What goes "OOoooooo ?" A cow with no lips, of course!

ha ha if a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled??
if people from poland are called poles why arnt people from holland called holes ?? why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites ??

If swimming's so good for you , why are Whales so fat?

I dream in colour, Or is it just a pigment of my imagination ?

why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?
when cheese has its photo took what does it say?

I went to the Doctor's I said" I keep thinking I'm a moth" He said that's a phsycological problem you should see a phsiciatrist. I said " Yes , I know but I was on my way there and I saw your light on......

is this a competition or what???ha ha no one ever says its only a game ,when there teams winning,,
if mothers feed there babies with tiny spoons,do chinese mothers use toothpicks..