i am taking it with me

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there was a man who worked hard all his life,had saved all his money and was a real miser with his wife,
just before he died he said to her
“when i die i want you to promise me with all your heart you will put all my money in the casket with me”
i want to take it with me to the after life
so he got his wife to promise she would put all his money in the casket,
well he died,he was stretched out in his casket his wife was sitting there dressed in black and her friend was sitting next to her.
when they had finished the ceremony just before the undertaker was ready to close the casket the wife said “wait just a minute” she had a box with her and went over and put it in the casket,the casket was rolled away so her friend said “girl i know your not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband” the loyal wife replied
“listen im a christian i cant go back on my word i promised i would put the money in with him” "you mean to tell me you did!!!
“i sure did” said the wife"i got it all together put it in my account and wrote him a cheque ,if he can cash it he can spend it".

11 Dec, 2009
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Uma

another LoL...

11 Dec, 2009

Joanella

dont know where the owl ones gone uma its off the page now

11 Dec, 2009

Kimmy666

very good

11 Dec, 2009

Joanella

thanx kimmy

11 Dec, 2009

Louise1

This really made me laugh :-)))))

12 Dec, 2009

Amblealice

Nice one Joanella.....lol....:))))))))))))

12 Dec, 2009

Mad

That was good. Canny woman.!

12 Dec, 2009

Joanella

louise,amble and mad it made me laugh too.

12 Dec, 2009

Louise1

A good laugh is what we should all have at least once a day.

It's a shame this site doesn't have a set 'non gardening' area like the other site i visit.
There you can post jokes, recipes and have a completely non gardening chat area (great for a bit of lighthearted banter at times!), which means that you can go to the area that interests you at that time.

12 Dec, 2009

Lily2

Thank you so much Joanella, this real out loud laugh is just what I needed today! :o))))))
That sounds like a good idea Louise.

12 Dec, 2009

Joanella

hi lily and louise i agree i go on another site too and they have such an area i have been writing down some jokes off it and have been in stitches i will try and share some now and then with you if that would be possible

12 Dec, 2009