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How do you become a gnomologist and how many gnomes do you need to become an officail gnomologist?



I'm sorry - but I can't take this question seriously. Are you having a joke at our expense?

9 Mar, 2010

Hi Smallstudent.... the above link might help you.

Good luck with your writing.

9 Mar, 2010


Lucky you understood it, Tt! :-))

9 Mar, 2010

Hi Sh.... this link might explain.. :o)

9 Mar, 2010


..haven't you got a gnome to go to!!

9 Mar, 2010



Thanks, Tt. :-)

9 Mar, 2010


According to the alchemist Paracelsus, gnomes are the most important of the elemental spirits of the classical element of Earth!!! I heard you have to have the God Gob's blessing first!

9 Mar, 2010


Maybe he read 'The Lord of the Rings', did he? LOL.

9 Mar, 2010


I thought scotch was the most important spirit!!

11 Mar, 2010

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