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Tiny our Budgie appears to be having thoughts about Apple. Yes i mean Apple wood perches. He is reconstructing his diet to include perches , the top of tweetys cranium, plastic feet on noddy the wobbling duck, and the left arm of Fred the plastic postman. On wed last week he got through his swing and went on to attack his wizzer. I dare not raise my finger to him in fear he mistakes it for dessert. My good lady tried to reason with him but got a raspberry in replie. He learnt most of his cannibalism from veiwing birds outside eating nuts and useing the grease ball feeder as a punchbag. Alas in company he is loved to bits ,a little treasure is the term often used. When the company goes thats when things happen. Tiny never stops talking, he demands to kiss my ear lobe, he fall,s asleep with his blooming beak in it. He wobbles about on my key boared and just jumps(all two ounces of him) straight onto my back space key. To date this could be my final attempt at this blog , i keep going backwards because of him. Take care enjoy Tony

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Ha! Ha! Tears running down my face! Are you sure he hasn't got a wee set of gnashers hidden away inside that beak of his?! I don't know about his five-a-day, but he's certainly getting his fibre! Lol!! He's literally eating himself out of house and home, well, cage and playstation in his case! Whack a big cork onto his beak, that'll stop the snacking between meals! :0)x

31 May, 2012

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