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Day started fine , read my paper , had a frank discussion with Tiny. It really did,nt work as he pecked a hole in his ping pong ball and i got blamed for it. Decided to dance my way down to my Palace (shed). Jolly good show whiskery Muffin sat at the door licking his lip,s and the weather was freezing. Sat in warm shed, Radio onn,stroking Muffin, noticed 3 pigeons attacking sparrows. "Go out Muffin and chase those pesky pigeons " i uttered but glancing down muffin was curled up and snoring. Blooming pussy willow i thought have little birds no protection?. Opened shed door, then closed shed door and sat down, Pigeons had vanished. Glanced down again and blooming Muffin had vanished. Radio off, heating off, and i was off to the lounge. Just in time for Tea and toast now was,nt that lucky? not really as i smelt the toast via extracter fan from kitchen. All was well though as my good lady had seen Tiny pecking another hole in his ping pong ball and that got me off the hook. Great day and free of al blame. Take care all enjoy Tony

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Trust Tiny to get you into trouble again, Tony! He definitely has the lovely Val on his side, imagine him getting you blamed for the hole in the ping pong ball! You haven't got a beak... have you!? Mind you, I would think it would take quite an effort for a wee budgie to peck a hole in one, so what on earth are you feeding him!? He sounds like a three weetabix budgie! That's so nice that you had a great day, Tony, you're always so enthusiastic and happy, it must be great to live in your household! Lol! :0)

24 Nov, 2011

 

Hope you dont get in to trouble, have a nice day, getting chilly here and we have just had some rain. Your shed sounds good, mine a bit of a mess and no radio.

24 Nov, 2011

 

Naughty Tiny, no more pingpong balls for him then, we don`t want him choking, Muffin obviously appeciates the warmth of your shed as much as you do...

24 Nov, 2011

 

It all goes on at your place I must say - never a dull moment.

24 Nov, 2011

 

Getting old thats supposed to say appreciates, lol

24 Nov, 2011

 

Well Tony , I can't believe you have ventured out to your palace ,and its still the winter. I must be getting as tired out as Tiny on his play station jumping from one blog to another! I agree with Elizabeth, you seem to have the life of Riley! lol.

24 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Elizabeth If we gave Tiny a weetabix he would probabley make a nest of it. His beak is so sharp my ear lobe has a tattoo on it. I think Tiny likes putting his head in my ear because the see through veiw is great(LoL) . Can i please have my brain back?. Take care Tony

24 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Cazcat My good lady frequentley puts my shed in order, its neat and tidy. Thats why i get very excited finding where she has hidden my tools. my sds drill went on a trip last week and i am still trying to find it (LoL). Take care Tony

24 Nov, 2011

 

Hi lincslass Yes Muffin also likes my butter puffs and he lets me know it. He opens mouth and i pop one in , its a never ending tunnel. Evan the Robins are getting in on the act now . Seed twice a week and one of them perches just outside my shed . Take care Tony

24 Nov, 2011

 

Hi fybo Never ever a dull moment until the radio batteries run out its a bit to quiet then. Take care Tony

24 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Rose I have tried staying on one blog but it does,nt work. Head starts spinning . If they could blog for just two weeks then disintegrate until another blog i may cope . All the same nice people and some nice comments . Take care Tony

24 Nov, 2011

 

And the only one missing is Stickie!

25 Nov, 2011

 

Forgot to mention, men can't multi -task can they, heehee!Sorry , couldn't resist that.

25 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Rose Ho its ok Rose ,please repeat that as you get to the end of the plank(LoL). Blooming sauce and me a captain at that. Take care Tony

25 Nov, 2011

 

Oh no you're not going to make me walk that dreaded plank, are you.Sorry Captain.I think i'll have to jump on to the next page because Elizabeth isn't here to save me, even if it was true what I said!lol.

26 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Rose Ok Rose no plank thats the good news . The bad news is if Elizabeth does,nt return my treasure chart its plonk on the plank number one. Its been a funney day (LoL). Take care Tony

27 Nov, 2011

 

I hope youre listening Elizabeth , I think you are in the bad books now!

28 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Rose Its still blooming quiet on deck. Don,t like the sound of this, Elizabeth could be held for ransom!. Thats blinking good , I have Robins and starlings eating my seed,s so they will survive and muffin devouring my Rich tea ,Tiny,s in a mood and now Elizabeth's done a bunk. Crickey the worlds gone as barmy as i . Hope all is well though i know she some times has difficultys. Will PM her asap. Take care Rose Tony

28 Nov, 2011

 

I haven't done a bunk! I hate bunk beds...I'm always scared I'm going to fall out! It's ok! I'm not being held for ransom, nobody would pay anything for me, they might pay you to take me away...! By the way, I gave back the treasure chart, all I found was a gold sweetie wrapper, with no sweetie! So I thought I'd put it back in the palace, in the hidey hole under the floorboards. Has the lovely Val been in for a tidy up lately? Maybe Tiny has borrowed the map and has set sail in his little galleon, compass set for the sultry south seas... with his trusty crew mates, Turbo, the three legged, one wheeled tortoise, and Muffin, the slightly shredded pup, unfortunately stuck up in the crows nest with two apoplectic kitnapped kitties, while Lucy, the supposedly steadying influence of the crew, screeches at the top of her little furry lungs, whiskers all a-quiver...'How am I supposed to feed everyone aboard, with one hundred and four boxes of Trill!? And Rose isn't even on board to save the day and make her world famous seed cake!'
"Ahem", said Elizabeth, yawning," I think I need to go to bed. I'm sure I can hear the rustling of someone heaving a white coat on. So, night night, everybody...night night!" ;0)Xx

29 Nov, 2011

 

Seed cake Elizabeth, would I be using Tiny's seeds to make this. I don't think he would like this! I knew she wouldn't be far away Tony.

29 Nov, 2011

 

hi Elizabeth Am unable to find said sweetie as shed floor replaced and am having difficulty finding Tools. Yes my good lady got in. Disaster disaster disaster! what a blunder my goody tin had been violated , my heater had been confiscated , and my hand towel has been cremated. I am rather gutted ,but not all is lost for in the shadows i have secluded a bottle of spring water, the remnants of my reserves. Sugar that's gone to. Tiny admires your new resteraunt idea Elizabeth and he can take 103 boxes of trill off your hands if you wish. Turbo gone hobo not seen o for quite some time. Muffin still got crumbs in his beared. My white coat has straps at the back Elizabeth just how snazzy is that(LoL). Take care Tony

29 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Rose Yes Rose it was Elizabeths desire to return and put the crew at ease. Unfortunately i fell for the old trick and i cannot get the leg irons she put on me off. I thought it was a game !(LoL). Do you have a spare chisel and sledge hammer in your rucksack Rose . Take care Rose Tony

29 Nov, 2011

 

Sorry Tony , all i've got is my homemade jam and I don't think that will do you any good at all. Perhaps she'll be back tonight to set you free.

30 Nov, 2011

 

Hi Rose Absolutely wonderful just by chance i have a wholemeal loaf near my hand (LoL). Forget the leg irons Rose, Elizabeth will get back to me i hope. Chuck the jam through the porthole Rose as it seems i wont starve (LoL). Take care Tony

30 Nov, 2011

 

Oh dear, Tony, I forgot about the leg irons, have you finished ironing that leg yet? Only I've one at home, and the wrinkles in it are something shockin'! The other leg's ok, but I haven't a clue who it belongs too? It's quite yellow, wee bit scaly...needs a really good dollop of moisturiser, and those nails haven't seen a pair of scissors since Tiny was an egg! The weirdest thing is the feathers...

2 Dec, 2011

 

Hi Elizabeth All of a sudden Tiny has made an appointment for a leg wax with nail extensions. Elizabeth, what on earth have you done ?(LoL). Maybe the spare leg you have is the remnents of Sticky after her plank walk in shark infested waters. I can count up to two and i have both of mine. Counting beyond my thumb it gets a bit dodgy. Happy gardening take care stay warm Tony

3 Dec, 2011

 

Speaking of ironing, how about coming to do mine.I'll even rescue you from the leg irons Tony! Poor Stickie , did the shark really get her!

5 Dec, 2011

 

Hi Rose Ironing, is,nt that where you put an item on a board and lower an iron thing onto the cloth ? then a very nice lady says" don,t disturb me ". I can carry the linen basket though. And i excel at not disturbing people. Yes tragic about sticky she tried to clean the sharks teeth as it uttered bob and this petite irish girl pushed her in head first and both legs last it seems. All in all not the right shark bait as the leg was,nt swallowed(LoL). Take care enjoy Tony

5 Dec, 2011

 

Oh ,shame on you Elizabeth, poor Stickie.I think you are truly spoilt Tony lol.

7 Dec, 2011

 

hi Rose Yes i must admit i am spoilt to a point,but i still have to buy my own radio batteries (LoL). Thats about it Rose as my good lady then takes over. In some instances i have been banned from the kitchen for hovering near the Royal icing bowl as my finger frequentley dropped in it by mistake of course. Alas i was kitchen banished recently and there is no sign of a retraction this side of Christmas it seems. Am very excited about xmas dinner though, and my good lady is going to put 2 new dishes on the menue. Take care Rose Tony

7 Dec, 2011

 

And did you help with the Christmas cake ...Stirring and of course making a wish !

8 Dec, 2011

 

hi Rose Your hopping blogs again. i excel at wishing Rose but i leave the stirring to Tiny he is exceptionaley good at that. Take care Tony ps Am on Dec blogs now (LoL).

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