While The Cat's Away...The Mice Will Play

LOL

does he think its a giant fork to eat his dinner with lol

nice one paul, how was the trip?

Haven't made the trip yet Sanbaz. We leave tomorrow and return Friday!

I think he does use a fork that size Irish, he's a big lad!!!
But he certainly doesn't use it to help me in the garden!

oh sorry im ahead of you,, enjoy!

Nice one

Have a good trip Paul...and dont forget that coat !!

Does he think hes a gnome?.......

You will have to lay mouse traps down Paul before you go

Looks like you've got a self planter there! at least it's not weedy.

Definitely not weedy.
I did take the coat and this 'southern softy' is glad he did. But the southern softy in the picture above was moaning all week that his feet were cold at night time! Mind you, he was in a drafty old caravan while Julie and I were in an hotel!
He makes a lot more noise than a gnome( and is about as much use in the garden)

He shouldnt play with dangerous tools like forks when bare footed, give him a telling off immediately! Silly gnome/boy!

He makes his living being silly, Indy. It's all he knows how to do!!!!!

Yeah i bet , you can sort of tell that from the VERY "rowan and Martin 60s " shirt hes wearing he must be game for a laugh!!!

Yes, a very bright dresser, our Graeme. Wears a white suit with bright patterned shirt on stage!

Typical introvert then!

Oh yes, so shy and retiring..............not!

LOL !

how did he get on with his driving test???????

Go on gi us the good news! youre officiallly rdundant as a taxi service!

No good news to report, I'm afraid Sandra and Indy. He failed a 6th time last Saturday. I'm getting really irritated now, wondering if he'll ever pass as each time the examiner tells him he drove very well and will have no problem passuing in the future, just one fauylt each time. I would have thought the idea was to find someone who's safe to drive but it appears the idea now is to find any excuse to fail them (They are evidently, only allowed to pass 30%.
The examiner last week apologised to Graeme and said he feels really guilty as he had to fail him. He said you drove perfectly all the test but had to fail him due to an incident at the beginning of the test. On a roundabout, a car came on and sped up the nearside of Graeme(which is illegal of course) and as the examiner said, he was driving far too fast and he was completely at fault. Graeme managed to avoid an accident but the examiner said he had to fail him even though he avoided an accident which would have been no fault of his! Absolutely ridiculous!!!!!!Trouble is, each test cots him 60 or 70 quid. (Dearer on a Saturday)

So I'm still an unpaid taxi driver. Hassocks in West Sussex last night. Didn't get home till nearly 2am...Exhausted all day today!!!! I never do anything in my poor garden anymore as I'm always out or exhausted!!!

Tell him tocome up here for a while and book a test we havent got many roundabouts!

oh dear poor Graeme and well done you for supporting him.

ours is easy too Indy.
our test involves one set of traffic lights two small roundabouts and very little trafic..

book the next one soon....;-))

Yes, he's already booked it. I think it's about 3 weeks time.Perhaps 7 will be his lucky number(don't laugh!!)

im not laughing....
two of mine have passed and the other two twins Jack and Lilly are learning at the mo. theres nine cousins in their generation only three yet to pass. their cousins test is on thursday.....its mad when they all visit and their cars are parked everywhere...just you wait when he does pass...and he will.....you'll be fighting over parking spaces...

I don't know about that Sandra! When he passes he can then spend his money on his own driveway(and home!!!), instead of driving lessons. I need some peace and quiet. They're wearing me out!

i used to have four children...now i have four big kids and four partners....tesco love me at the mo...

Just think of the clubcard points!!!!! Every little helps. (I'm sure I've heard that somewhere b4!!!!)

Good one

They are very naughty boys!!!!!! ( Graemes's always doing something daft)