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on the outskirts of town,there was a huge nut tree by the cemetary fence.one day 2 boys filled up a bucket full of nuts and sat down by the tree,out of sight they began dividing the nuts “one for you one for me,one for you one for me”,said one boy,the bucket was so full, several rolled out towards the fence.
cycling down the road by the cemetary was a third boy,as he passed,he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetary,he slowed down to investigate.sure enough he heard “one for you one for me,one for you one for me” he knew what it was ,“ohh my”he shuddered"its satan and st peter dividing the souls in the cemetary" he cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man with a cane,hobbling along"come here quick,“said the boy” you wont believe what i heard,satan and st peter are down at the cemetary dividing the souls,the old man said “shoo,you brat cant you see im finding it hard to walk as it is”
after several pleas the man hobbled to the cemetary,standing by the fence they heard,“one for you one for me,one for you one for me…the old man whispered” boy youve been telling me the truth, lets see if we can see the devil himself " shivering with fear they peered through the fence,yet still unable to see anything, the old man and the boy gripped the railings of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of satan.
at last they heard," one for you one for me and the last one for you,,thats the lot now, lets go and get those nuts by the fence and we will be done"
they say the old man made it back to town 5 minutes before the boy.