The QUEUE for the Loo

Terra and Mark you are absolutely brilliant!!!!!
you should be making tv programmes and films ~
COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU ~ BROUGHT TO YOU BY TERRAMARK CINEMA ~ THE ALL NEW GNOME LOO

i laughed all the way through ~ the garden, conker and truffle ~ wonderful as always!!

when are you opening your garden terra? and will mark be there?

thank you again ~ FIRST CLASS

Oh,Wow,Terra..the best ever,of your blogs and pics..I roared laughing..OH thinks I've lost the plot..:o)..your storyline is brilliant..and of course your lovely garden..
I thought at first ,I was going to see Doc's bare bum Lol.
Poor Truffle and Conker..bet their legs were crossed for a long time !!.Mark has done a great job on this..it's fantastic...and a lovely thought to make it for you..great sense of humour...added to Faves,naturally..:o))))

Brilliant!!!!!

Fantastic Terra, I laughed all through as well. You are so clever, and Mark did a great job.

fantastic,so funny. loved the queue :o))))
looks great in the garden by the way.

That is absolutely fabulous, the storyline, photo`s, the loo itself, laughing my head off here.
Terra you have cheered up a very wet, drab day........

Laughed so much I cried!
You got all the gnomes expression so right with the captions.
Thank you for a brilliant blog yet again!
Brilliant and straight into faves!! x

Well, this really made my day, I was just going to switch off until I saw you had written this blog.I loved every (cross legged) minute of it.What a nice thing for Mark to do. There ARE a lot of nice people in this world and especially on here.I don't know who's the funniest out of Stickie Libet, Tony and you, but you win hands down for this one.A definite favourite.

Oh I enjoyed that blog - haha still giggling

that is brilliant Terra, you did make me smile with that...

such fun TerraMark!! you're such a good teacher Terra but I didn't know Conker & Truffle could use a lootoo......

Brilliant Terra. :)))

not sure they will get a chance pam ~ Dopey is still in there!!

Lovely blog and what a posh powder room lol!

Thank you everyone ...
very kind comments ...

I enjoyed taking the photos ...
and writing the blog ...

Mark has made a wonderful loo :o)

are you sure its not 'sleepy' Sticki.....

Absolutely brill, as always, could'nt stop laughing well done TT and Mark aswell, not forgeting the boys for their part in it.

Thanks Clarice ...
The boys had fun making this story ;o)

oh sorry ~ it was Doc!!
perhaps terra is changing these round to confuse me!!!!

I could'nt stop laughing while reading and looking at photos, think i could do with something like that for my lot in the garden :)))))

Clarice ... you could have a gnome loo with plumbing connected to your pond ... :o)))

Hi Sticki ... What's up Doc ?
Confusing your dwarfs and gnomes ? ;o)

Excellent blog TT (as usual), couldn't stop smiling!

Hello Sheila .. Thanks ...
Glad this made you smile .. :o)))

lol lol lol haha omg lol ................... wot are you like !!
new doggy looks like hes enjoying being with you now he gets to be in the in crowd lol ......................
seems like you are bck to ur old self toooooo ;0))
loved it all lol x

Hi Cristina ..
Glad you are feeling better xxx
New doggie fits in well with his new friends..LOL. x

I laughed too much terra - it's a wonder I could type at all.

haha soooo funny lol ........................ x

Tt that was so funny..well done, and a big WELL DONE to Mark for being such a good sport & making it for you..

Whot a lovely blog , you are so clever to think of it. well done :)))))

LOL! Brilliant!

Do you know i have an advert at the top of this page ~

40% off ~ huge toilet seat sale!!!!

i dont think the advertisers have read this blog!!!!

Lol :0)))

So funny loved this blog and poor Truffles will have to do exercise to strenthen that muscle, the loo is great, I was nt surprised Mark made the loo as thats where Yorkshire men spend most of their time hehe just like my son in law does he a Yorkshire man thats how I know lol.

LOL so funny Terra, thank you so very much for the laugh. Brilliant blog as always.

Poor Conker's in for a long wait by the looks of that que.

Lol Sticki, I have the same advert at the top of the page. Brilliant timing, couldn't have planned it better.

Mark what can I say; brilliant.

Thanks everyone ...
Funny about the adverts for toilet seats ..Lol..

Mark's parcel arrived on a day when I was feeling especially "down", so his generosity and kindness was very much appreciated.. :o)

Good timing then,Terra..just what you needed..about the Adverts..since we discussed these a while ago..I still don't have any on mine,since I clicked on 'Adblock'in the top right hand corner..

Hi Bloomer ...
I have just a very few adverts on my screen ...

Yes, the parcel was good timing .. :o)

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT TT. AA*, what an amazing blog, your best to date!!! I just loved the queue, getting longer by the minute, fab. Lol. Well done Mark (pat on the back) great fun.

can't fine the ad block button!! ?

I need a _ _ _ now, good job no Q a my place Lol

How fantastic. I laughed so much my sides ached. You are so, so, talented. Super garden too.

Just as I finished my blog I felt a movement in my hair and discovered a ladybird - hope she wasn't looking for a loo!!! - so you can guess where I have spent the morning. However to put your minds at rest about the little ladybird, I took her outside and placed her on a pretty flower Ah!

mines double glazing-- will it be cold out there in the winter do you think.....

Double glazing, must have heated seat lovely

Hi Jiffy ...
Good that there's no queue under that hedge in the South West ;o)

Double glazing sounds like a great idea, Pam ...
... and heated seat... yes ....;o)

Thanks for your lovely comments Breda...
Ladybird loo... now there's an idea ! Lol.

With ladybirds I do the same as you... I rescue them and place them gently onto leaves.... :o)

Wow i am overwhelmed by this blog TT .I totally agree with all the comments that what a fantastic funny and incredible effort you have put into this blog.

Ok i will admit you did help the dogs a little bit lol as they seemed to do a lot of the work lol.Well done TT and it was certainately worth the wait.Thankyou i got quite emotional on this blog the first one ever.Your persistence on my blogs with a gnome loo certainately paid off.It was my pleasure to make this for you and i do think we could have another project to do in the future.My wife and son cannot believe what as happened .They both said that i had lost the plot making this.But me and you have proved them wrong and they now agree.:))))xx

I would like to make a special thankyou to Stickitoffee,Bloomer,Cinderella,Rose1949,Pamg,Clarice,Joanella,Sixpence,Samjp and finally Grandmage for your wonderful comments about me and TT.

I would never of expected how this would of turned out.Once again i wouldlike to thankyou all of you on behalf of me and TT.xx:))))

THE BEST BLOG THIS YEAR.

THANKYOU TT

YOUR A STAR.

Thanks for your wonderful words, Mark..

Your parcel arrived on a day when I was feeling especially low, and really helped to lift my spirits, knowing there are GoY friends out there...

Glad your wife and son like the blog too... :o) xxx

oh terra ,you are funny, you made my day its brilliant!! how do you think of all these things?

We are a great GoY team by the look of it.I am really happy it helped lift your spirits as your are a great friend now TT.xx:))))

Hi Numbty ...
Glad you enjoyed this blog ...
... very much inspired by Mark's creative skills :o)

Thanks ... Mark and family ...
I smiled through the tears when the parcel arrived. xxx

I was feeling sad Yesterday too, so good to have a laugh and a tear!
Well done mark and TT x

Hi Lulu...
Hoping you are happier today .. xxx

I am thanks TT x
Except mum in law has had to put her best friend doggie to sleep. Just got a call from hubby who says she now wants a pointer. She is 85 and I don't think could excercise it enough and he is dissaggreeing with me, am a little annoyed. If anything happens to her, we get the pointer and I really don't want 4!!! Arhhhh!!

sorry about that sad and now difficult news lulu.

Mark and Terra I just want to say I know GoY is really supposed to be about gardening ~ which it is ~ but the heart of it and the reason i love it is all on this blog ~ lovely garden, creativity, fun and very supportive friends ~ thank you so much,

yes mark it definitely gets my vote for blog of the year.

You certainly make a great team and i cant wait for the next episode of the TerraMark production!!!

Whoops .... Sorry..
my comment came out 5 times.. !!! Lol.

My reply to Sticki is down below...

Lulu I hope you can come to a satisfactory answer about getting another dog. x

Edited out the duplicates..Lol.

Edited out the duplicates..Lol.

Edited out the duplicates ...Lol.

Hi Sticki...

Thank you for your wonderful comment ...
... :o) ... xxx

If I could have a "favourite comments" section on my home page ...
... then yours and Mark's above would both definitely be on it...

Yes, I've been on GoY over 3 years now, and the friendship on GoY has helped me through all kinds of stress.

GoY is gardening ... and yet also a mix of so much more besides ...

Terramark will have a short rest and then start researching for our next project ... It takes a while to recruit all those "extras"... Lol.. ;o)

you will have to make a queue of some of those LOOdicrous ideas terra!!

i seem to remember the loo idea came from a blog ~ it will be interesting to see what turns up next!!

Lol.. just testing to see if I can write a reply which doesn't multiply itself ;o)

:-)

Mark,you deserve all the comments that have been made..and we appreciate all the effort you put into the Gnome Loo,it is a lovely gesture..and has given us all a lot of pleasure and laughter...take a bow,..it is well earned..:o)

Shame a lot of us don't live nearer,Terra..can you imagine what a blog that would be..you and Mark as co Producers and artistic Directors..we would all do as we were told..honest !...I'm sure Conker and Truffle would make sure of that..A GoY Oscar,would be a sure thing .Lol.
Oh dear,getting a bit carried away with the moment ! :o)
.

definitely a blog to save on favourites!!

btw the advert is now for luxury soft close toilet seats!!!

is this loo in that catagory tt??

Hi Bloomer ...

Mark did a grand job, didn't he :o)))

A blog if we all lived nearer ? I could see starring roles for young Thomas, together with Mark's grandchildren ... Lol...

Sticki...

How come you get all the best up-market adverts ... ?
... most of us can't afford that type of luxury ... ;o)

But I think the gnome loo might have an optional soft seat and double-glazing as extras for the winter season ;o)

He did,Terra..erm,didn't someone say,"never work with children and Animals" ?...We know who would get the star parts then! That's six spoken for already..don't forget Crocus ..!..yes,I know she/he is a bird..but family,all the same..Lol....

Lol. Bloomer ..
Crocus ? He thinks the gnome loo is exactly the right size for budgies... :o) Lol...

:o))))

dont know terra ~ wasted on me ~ i cant afford them!!

Have to agree, this blog is great for entertainment value, it has it all, gardening at its best, btw my advert is Bathrooms at a price you can afford..

I've loved this!! I should be asleep, but I didn't see this little gem until now! Your wee blog is so lovely, on so many levels...it's great to 'hear' a smile in your voice TT, and Mark, you should be proud of yourself! I'm so chuffed to belong to a lovely community like this...sniff, I'll go now before I get 'bogged' down...has anybody got a tissue? A bit of loo roll will do... ;0)xx

Hi Lincslass ... Thank you ...
Good to know the bathroom ads. are the "right price range for you" ... my advert is to "Enhance your lifestyle"...
Don't they know I've already done that ... ?
... by acquiring a Gnome Loo... Lol... ;o)

Hello Libet ... Thanks ...
We like having you on GoY :o)
I hope you managed to get some sleep...
We're running out of loo roll in the Gnome Loo ...
Must get new supplies :o)

Great blog TT ;-))
Was tempted to ask Mark if it was a 'big job', but thought better of it - lavatorial humour!
You've both put a lot of smiles on a lot of faeces . . . oops - typo! - should have read 'faces'!!!!!

You are definitely on a 'roll' today Muddy :)

Thanks Muddy ... Lol...

... yes, Lil ...
... he's not potty, but certainly on a "roll" ;o)

Terra, how on earth did I miss this hilarious blog? ... I've scrolled through the pics twice and just love it ... congratulations to Mark for being such a craftsman ... and for cheering you up ... also for giving so many of us such a laugh ... :o)))))

Hi Shirley ...
So glad you like this ...
Mark came up with a "superloo" didn't he :o)))

Muddy that is indeed toilet humour!

Hi Terra - as usually plenty of good humour. Thanks a lot. :-)

Hi Kasy ... thanks... pleased you like this :o)))

I hadn't noticed the ads at first but couldn't stop laughing when I saw the one on mine.......HUGE TOILET SEAT SALE !!! I'll now be constantly asking "does my bum look big in this" LOL

LOL... Helen... that is sooooo funny :o)))))))

Hi TT xx What have we created in the middle of summer ,a blog to beat all blogs ,you 100% made this.With all of your creativity.

Oh my god thankyou all so much,I give all the credit to TT and her suggestion on the gnome loo.Which could not have been completed without truffle and conker.

I only do one offs as you know,me and TT are waiting for your next suggestions.Thankyou all so much i think we are a good team xx:)))

I see Conker at the back of the que. I hope he didn't have to wait too long :o)
Well done to Mark, and kind of him to send you the loo ....

Hi Mark...
I have another idea for a one-off ...
... I'll be sending you a message over next couple of weeks with more details ..
I have to think about measurements first. LOL.. ;o)

Hello Hywel... :o))) Thanks..

Conker waited patiently ...
... unlike Mr. Truffle...LOL...

Hi TT i have got a idea too will pm you aswell to see if we agree with our new ideas.:)))))lol

Oh Mark and TT what teases you are! Have we got to guess all over again!?

Great Blog TT....Great Job! Mark. It certainly put a smile on my face. I managed to stop myself scrolling down to see what was in the Parcel. Superb!
I do hope it wasn't set in the 'Bog Garden'!

Lol Helen!!! ;-))

This is a great blog for anyone 'down in the dumps' (sorry, couldn't resist!)
Good one Helen!

Lol!Very funny loved the blog! :-)

Thanks Red aly ...
I enjoyed taking the photos and writing the story for this blog :o)

what a great blog. Really made me laugh, how imaginative, I look forward to reading more of your stuff Terratoonie.

Brilliant, made me laugh too :^))

Thank you Poppylover and Daylily ...
Glad the blog made you laugh. :o)

Have to check in every day, its like our very own Goy soap, all famous stars now as well.
Terra you have me on red alert now, trying to figure out what you are coming up with next,lol. Isn`t it getting near to our Olympics Year....

Hi Lincslass ...
Thanks for checking in ...
... no definite plans yet ...
... but I have lots of ideas ... Lol.

I think we need some clues don't you lincslass? Please terra?

I know from past experience that Terra can lead one up and down the garden path sticki and still not give away the answer, you also know that patience is a virtue, LOL...

Is that a good answer Terra? lol....

Oh no! No good at patience!

wow well done mark on the royal throne for the gnomes, brilliant work and amazing story from Terra as always, and not forgetting the help from conker and truffle, reliable workforce.
certainly cheered me up, and im sure marks kindness cheered Terra up to :o)) x

Well done to you both, thats really funny and has got me chuckleing, gardens looking good.

Great stuff soooo funny brill blog :)

Thanks Sandra, Julien and Whdebor ...
... so kind of Mark ...
Pleased you like my gardens and the story :o)

Lol TT!! What superb facilities your gnomes have <;o))

Hi Annella ...
The local Co-op has started selling miniature loo rolls ... especially for my gnome queue ;o)

Did you like my gnome smiley?!!

Just brilliant Tt!!!!....:>)

I've only just got here, I agree it must be your funniest yet. So pleased you're feeling better Tt and what a star Mark is too. I've also enjoyed reading all the comments..well done everyone I've still got a smile on face:-)))))))

Hi Annella ...

★★★★★★★★★★
your stars for a very good Gnome Smiley :o)

Thanks Moti and Bornagain ...
Pleased you like the blog and made you smile ...

Mark did a great job, didn't he !

just a quick note Terra, just bought all next years seeds for 50p a packet from Wyevale GC-- 12 packets would be over £30!..... tell Conker he loves a bargain.....

Good purchases there, Pam ...
Conker says well done :o)))

absolutely Brilliant, only you could have thought this blog up. Mark certainly did you proud, photo's are just wonderful, best blog so far,congrats to Mark also for his great sense of humour,

Thanks Yorks...
Glad you found this blog because Mark did such a brilliant job of making the loo :o)

What a fantastic blog, and well done Mark for making the loo!!!!!! What a great job. Very funny ;o))))

Thanks Pip...
Mark's loo inspired the photos and captions :o)))

Hi Pip,long time no see...hope you are well,and your course is still going to plan..nice to hear from you again :o)

I can't believe I missed this TT. You are totally mad of course....but only in good ways! I just LOVED it! Brilliant Mark 61...I have no idea how on earth you came up with that idea, but it's fantastic! Looks bit tricky to clean though....a definite hands and knees job....or is it one of those 'self cleaning' ones! :))))))

Hi Karen ...

Thanks ...

The idea came about because Mark was asking for a new project... when he realised I was serious about the Gnome Loo... he went ahead and made his fabulous creation ... and, yes, it is self-cleaning... one of its many advantages ;o)

Thank you so much Terra for this wonderful funny and very clever blog, just what I needed on my first real day back;0))

Hi PP... glad you enjoyed it :o)))

Hi all thankyou so much for all the fantastic comments but i cannot take much credit for this blog as it was all TT s ,conker and truffles hard work at the blog ideas and the idea of the gnome loo.I was just simply inspired by TTs suggestion.The one to credit is TT ,what a fantastic star you are to our world on here GoY.

Still got lots of time on my hands,what would you like next!!!!Im sure conker,truffle and crocus are waiting to help to .Love all us 3xxx:))))

Hi Mark ...
Thanks so much ...
We are putting together lots of ideas here, and hoping it won't be too long before we are sending you our request for the next secret project....

Hugs from us all .. xxx :o)))

Hi TT that blog is brilliant, as always you write brilliant blogs, have you thought of putting them all into a book and calling it TT's daily blogs, and I saw young crock on the tortoise waiting his turn cheers

Hi Old Crock..

Thanks ... glad you spotted Young Crock ..
he's still waiting in that queue...
and it's getting dark again ;o)

Well, what have I been missing??? This was a truly inspired blog, Terra, and Mark, what a great job you made of that portaloo..lol. Am trying to catch with so many missed favourites blogs...it could take a while but I will get there in the end! Good to see you again, Terra..Just loved this crazy, wonderful blog. You are an absolute star for making so many of us laugh...

Hi Flori ...

Glad you enjoyed the loo story. Mark did a fab job with the gnome loo, didn't he... Thanks for visiting :o)

Hi Terra! So good to catch up with you again..This was such a wonderful blog, and yes, Mark was so inventive..He should be careful, it could catch on and he will be having orders coming in to make more! lol.Hope to catch up with more of your blogs asap..It is good to be back my friend..x

Just seen this one TT. Absolutely brilliant. Has Disney films been in touch yet?

Hi Tony ... thanks...
there's still a long queue ;o)

i'm actually speechless. :)

Lol. Noah. :o)

I've only just seen this blog and agree that it's one the best I've read. Absolutely brilliant as usual TT.

I personally would like ideas for a "feral cat loo" (anything to stop them using my little garden ....) but I've also just seen that Mark is not very well and sincerely hope and pray that he gets better very very soon xxx

Thanks Terry60...

It was Mark and his fantastic gnome loo which were the inspirations for this blog.. Let's hope he is in better health very, very soon. xxx

XX

I was delighted to hear from Mark's wife Julie this afternoon. She says he is out of hospital but must take things easy !

Mark ...
Hoping you'll be in the best of health soon. :o)

hi TT C T C :)) just like to thank you for all the comments im well now
im still waiting for your ideas for spring summer!!!!
BBFB xxxx us 3

Hi Mark, Julie, Jordan ..
I've got ideas for a spring/summer project...
... will be in touch later on ...
So glad you are feeling well again :o) xxx

:))))))))))))))))))))))))) gg ?? still waiting lol xx