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By taurman


Help Wanted
Timothy Tocher

Santa needs new reindeer.
The first bunch has grown old.
Dasher has arthritis;
Comet hates the cold.
Prancer’s sick of staring
at Dancer’s big behind.
Cupid married Blitzen
and Donder lost his mind.
Dancer’s mad at Vixen
for stepping on his toes.
Vixen’s being thrown out –
she laughed at Rudolph’s nose.
If you are a reindeer
we hope you will apply.
There is just one tricky part:
You must know how to fly.

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Oh those pesky raindeer ! lol :D

16 Dec, 2016


Such very stroppy reindeer-
I really can't believe -
Lets hope they get it sorted
In time for Christmas Eve...

16 Dec, 2016


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

19 Dec, 2016

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