2011 Review - Come Dine with Stevie, The Chutney Tasting and how it went...

I was giggling before i even finished reading the first paragraph.
at this rate you will be getting the award for the best and most travelled use of produce of the year as well as the pallets award.

fabulous blog stevie, great entertainment for all involved as well as me

Brilliant blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

i fancy the beetroot and orange please, or perhaps the mega mix ~ which one for you pixi?

B&O got the best feedback Sticki good taste but the Meg Mix (so named and it was all the leftovers) was deemed not good so wouldn't be good enough for you Sticki.

My faves were the B&O and Yellow Tom Chut

I could pass on the Chutney Stevie.....But they're damn fine lookin' cheese toasties!

B and O it is then please

now the next step is can you recommend the cheese to go with it?

exceeeeeedlingly good looking toasties i thought.

SMS Stevie but being a mum myself we do lie about our childrens efforts it could be a your mums next harvest festival or even worse the bring and buy......I have a chutney challenge for you to make a chutney that takes beetroot stains out of carpet.

Not telling you when my birthday is either lol:)

Excellent What a great read, very funny too.

It looks like everyone had a great time :o) I hope you can eat all your chutney before next Christmas :o)

entertaining, educational & nutritious!! perfect.

Great blog ,Stevie..may all your chutney days be as happy as these pics...:o)

love the photos Stevie, i do think you are bonkers though!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonkers!! Moi!?, just setting the chutney record straight JD, I know alot of my fans out there were waiting for this update ; )

count me as another fan then;-)))

I like the sound of the B & O Stevie ,I'm glad it all went down well after all the hard work you put into making it ....

Wow Stevie what a great blog you have been busy.I was wondering what to do with all my left over cheeses now i know lol.

Loved your blog

''Chutney BO'' a sure seller Amy ; )

Just keep a safe distance ,folks ! :o)

commenting Bloomer,.....but not clicking like : /

Sensible man,Stevie ! :o)

mmm still can't see it!!

Esteemed Sir
Chuckle / Chutney Maker

It has come to our attention that you are currently producing a high quality super food which would surely benefit our athletes in the run up to the olympics this year.

Perhaps you would consider a small sponsor ship of an appropriate event; as the taste has a kick in it perhaps you would put your name to the kick-boxing event, we would of course ensure that the chutney is on sale at all olympic retailers.

If the above event is to your liking please let us know asap, alternatively if you have a better suggestion we would be willing to discuss this.

S.Pickles [Lady]
Olympic superfood committee

Dear Ms Pickles

Thank you for your letter, and first let me take this opportunity to apologise for staining your dress with the beetroot. I would also like to apologise for any manhandling, its just I'm under alot of stress with my WI case coming up.
Yes I have been having some successful trials with massaging the relish into muscles but these are on hold with requests for female staff to be present.
I am however not sure of the branding of 'Chutney Kick-boxing' but I would lie to trial this with any of your available female staff . Failing that then get me the hot dog relish deal would you?
I also have had interest in the relish for use at the winter Olympics, to grease the bobsleigh runners but this is confidential for Team GB so keep shhtum ok.

Yours
Stevie TT
The Chutney massage parlor

Dear Mr Terrible
I think there has been a case of mistaken identity?

I shall send the Bobsleigh team to check out the suitability of the chutney for greasing the runners.

I love cheese but I'm not sure about all the different cheeses on one bit of bread. What a mash up.

That's what you get when you buy the discount cheese trays. The red leicester go faster stripes : ) My excuse is to experience the full range of tastes with the chutneys

Chutney massage parlour, Yurk!

Got to use it somehow!

if you put it in large jars it could be for weight lifting???

That would be good for the upper arms,Sticki..one in each hand..:o)

Save it for the apocalypse Stevie...............some sub-conscience chutney making frenzy, all stashed and ready. OR, oh heck I've nothing to eat, all because of some crazy massage idea!

Yep when I am am the last known survivor I'll have the last laugh : /

sounds like day of the triffids??? and there is another similar film that my youngest used to like, a man wakes up in a london hospital alone and he is the only one alive i think??? but i cant remember the rest.

bit of a shame really that the chutney is so good that it kept you alive through an apocalypse and then there is no one left to sell it to ~ you would have been a millionaire.

He was one of only a few that could see as he had had his eyes wrapped, everyone else went blind watching the meteors,
What profiteth a man if he gaineth the whole world but loseth his soul or lose the whole world just for a jareth of chutney

in all the years of sitting in church three times every sunday i never heard that verse!!! i would definitely have remembered a jareth of chutney.

Its the New 'chutney' Testament, its the same but with added chutney at the last supper

stop making me laugh, my dad would be having some sort of apoplectic fit if he saw that. i can just imagine a large jar of your pickles now on the table in leonardo's picture ~ what's the italian for pickle or chutney?

Well there are lots of thoughts about hidden bits in leonardos' painting.. (pstt dont tell Bampy!!!!! shhhh)

he will be ultra busy if we tell him that!!!

did you read da vinci code?

'Can' you 'read' da vinci code, saw the film, I thought it was a comedy : 0. I thought aboit going round some of the churches round here, see all the stuff on the floor and walls and then just make up a load of utter balloney, and wait for the coaches of Japanese tourists. ''Yes this is where JC spent alot of his missing 8 years as a carpenter, yes come this way and for an extra £5 I can show you the holy Potting bench grail he made'' ; )

I read it then i saw the film. can imagine you would make it a very good comedy. not sure japanese tourists will look for JC???

did he make pallets too??

I couldn't finish the book! But rather enjoyed The 5th Gospel according to Mary Magdalene!!

is that another one of his lulu?

Madeleine cakes stuffed with Chutney?

Can't remember, but when I re read it a few years ago I found I had grown out of all that kinda stuff!! Even though If I were Mary Mag, I sure would have alot to say!!

Stevie it was a very happy celeb, but most of the company are Filipino? Isn't it?

Ah yes Junna the first bit was s visit to my very good Filipino friends down in devon : )

They were so helpful and easy to get along,it is? most Pinoys quality , Now i know that you're learning some of our words. From where are they in the Philippines?

:-) What a tonic!!!! :-)

tonic??? are you making chutney tonic again soon please stevie?

Still a tonic from January : )

absolutely!!! must have preservatives in it?

Good times Sticki, lovely people,
Just to answer Junna not sure as from all over but including Cebu : )

i can see ~ by the smiles!

Thanks Stevie, one of the beautiful place here in Philippines, very historic place , i have not been there bcoz i'm afraid to board on ship , LOL!