Facelift

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I know this has nothing to do with gardening but after seeing Sandygirls blog title ‘facelift’ i just had to write this blog.
A lady dies and goes to heaven where she meets god and complains that it wasn’t her time to die. God asks her how much longer did she want, so she asks for another 20 years and her wish is granted.
On return to the land of the living she decides to live life to the full and books into a plastic cosmetic clinic where she goes ahead and has every thing physically possible made younger.
As she leaves the clinic she gets run over by a bus and dies again. When she meets up with god she cries “but you promised me another twenty years!” To which god replies "I did but i didn’t recognise you when you left the clinic.

This was told by the pastor of my daughters church (incase anyonefinds it offensive)