Swansea, United Kingdom
This is not a question, more a state of mind.
Watched the film Chicken Run. Felt guilty at keeping the chickens locked up. Released them, they ran into the road and caused traffic chaos. Result, massive legal bill. Five dead chickens. Busy making chicken pies. Phoned Polish man up. Price of chickens has gone up. Facing financial ruin. Afraid to watch any more children's films. Pray Polish man brings chickens before Jackie gets home or it will be Peter Pie.
- 3 Feb, 2011