By Owdboggy
West Midlands,
United Kingdom 
Not a question, just want to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
My word recognition program renders that as Harpic nukes ears!
24 Dec, 2017
Answers
Harpic nukes ears to you too Owdboggy!
24 Dec, 2017
Merry Christmas to you too...
24 Dec, 2017
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!
24 Dec, 2017
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's to you, too, Owdboggy!
Just for fun: try saying a sentence to the word recognition program, then reading back to it what it writes down. After a few repeats, it's guaranteed to be falling down funny!
24 Dec, 2017
A very happy Christmas to you Owdboggy, and thank you for the much needed giggle. As I value my ears I've thrown the Harpic out.
24 Dec, 2017
that's brilliant. and the same to you too. :o)
24 Dec, 2017
Yes, a Harpic Nukes Ears from me too Owdboggy! :)
24 Dec, 2017
Sorry Ob only just checking out the questions, hoping you had a wonderful Christmas and Best Wishes for 2018....
27 Dec, 2017
Belated thanks, and I hope 2018 will be a good one for you.
29 Dec, 2017
I'm sure Harpic would nuke ears, OB!!!
Have a very happy Christmas and looking forward to a new garden for you next year!
24 Dec, 2017