Unidentified floating objects.

ICEBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could be also detergent foam.

yuk i hate that foam stuff!

You do not have such champions who wash their cars in the river, saving thus for water?

not that i know of? probably be in too much trouble from the fishermen, the river authority and possible trouble with the car after driving into a river?

They can be in trouble for the same reasons here, but they do not bother. These are adrenaline types of personalities - and cheaters.
They do not drive with the car to the water, Sticki :)) Car is parked on the bank :))

maybe it does happen here but i havent heard of it ~ i dont live very near to a river? i dont think people would bother to drive to a river?

OK.
So, did you identify these two UFOs?

headless swans?

Correct. Swanny ostriches.

:-)) very good!

Or ostrich swans? :))

i like swanny ostriches best

OK then, :)

lol a "swan dive" looks a lot more elegant when done by ballet dancers!

You thought it, because you are human, Fran. Maybe these swans would think the opposite, when they saw ballet dancers :))

lol I do prefer real swans to human ones.

:))