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Plastic Fantastic


To add a bit of fun I’ve named my veg patches, Vicky and Doris, after some women at work. If they ever found out, I’m sure I would pay dearly!

My neighbours then spent some time improvising many jokes about “sowing my seeds” in Doris and “spilling my seed” … etc

I’ve recently inadvertently provided some extra fuel for jokes, by claiming “I’ve just wrapped my girls in plastic” Referring to a small cold frame and some poly tunnels!

God help me in autumn when I “have a nice pair” in the garden or somebody “sinks their teeth into one of my nice plums”!

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hiya Im glad I've found this. I am starting on a journey of discovery aka Square foot gardening lol it sounded good, any way. Any help for a newbie would be fantastic. I know what I want to do but don't know what wood to get or how much its gonna cost me.

27 Jun, 2012


It makes a change to find someone in the uk doing this

27 Jun, 2012

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