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Compost ain't what it used to be!

longtom

By longtom

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I grew up on a small family run Garden Centre where we made a small amount of compost on site from the traditional green waste materials, the good stuff however, the guaranteed anything you sow or stick in it will grow stuff, well that was delivered on 20 pallets around November by a very nice man in a lorry from Fisons.

Now I should add that at the age of eleven, the sight of 20 pallets of neatly stacked taller than me 100 litre bags of compost would fill me with dread as I knew that come Boxing Day, my little sister and I would be standing in front of the huge benches in the unheated uninsulated Potting Shed and be presented with a bag of compost each, a compacted frozen unyielding solid (did I mention frozen) bag of compost. It was the same shape out of the bag as it was in it! In fact, it was so cold in that Potting Shed the compost would probably have kept its bag shape until the thaw set in around about March!

Which is where me and my little sister came in. Breaking a small lump of compost off the mother lode, we would rub it between our bare hands until it was broken up, unfrozen and aerated, when we had a large enough pile of usable compost in front of us, it was bucketed up and passed to my mother for sowing, planting or whatever Oh and woe betide any child sending lumpy compost down the line! I’m not fishing for sympathy folks however I think Victorian kids made far too much fuss about being sent up chimneys, if given the choice of a pre-warmed flue or that Potting Shed in January, I would have settled for the chimney every time and returning to school after the Christmas holiday with unstained hands!

The reason for that preamble was to explain that I’ve had an intimate exposure to lots of different types and qualities of compost since I was little and apart from a near miss in 2010 with a 20ltr bag of Tesco (own brand) Multi-purpose which was nearly all chopped straw, I have been pretty lucky.

But (and you just knew there was a BUT coming) this year’s annual compost purchase of 10 bags of J Arthur Bowers Multi-Purpose turned out to be a load of actual rubbish. Plastic bits of all colours & shades, foam rubber, glass, terracotta pot pieces and chopped up drink can shards were sieved out, bagged up and forwarded with a strongly worded letter of complaint to the Managing Director of Sinclair Horticulture. The Technical Director was very apologetic, explained about the problems of cross contamination by hauliers and sent me £15 of compensatory J Arthur Bowers Gift Vouchers.

You would think I would be cock-a-hoop with their response and I was until having bought six of their Grow-Bags and planting out the tomatoes, I cut open the perforated hole and a Lego brick sat taunting me.

Now one of my late Grandpa’s many sayings was “the flavour’s in the soil”, I can only speculate as to what a Lego flavoured tomato will taste like?

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Comments

 

I know exactly what you mean about the recycled green waste used for compost. I'm also fed up of plastic bits.

29 Jun, 2013

 

Yes and bits of twigs they drive me crazy i have had too buy a sive! And do you remember when you opened a bag of compost and or smelled really sweet it was a lovely smell that has now vanished along with goodness in my opinion if anyone knows of a food brand can they let me know please because I am struggling to find one that my plants like:(

29 Jun, 2013

 

I find Erin multipurpose to be about the best at the moment, but saying that I did find a metal pipe about half inch in diameter and 18" long in the last bag !!

29 Jun, 2013

 

I so agree, load of rubbish with little goodness in it. I am trying to make as much as I can but its not possible in most gardens to make enough.

29 Jun, 2013

 

I totally agree,as I can't remember the last time I had a half decent bag of compost..it has no substance at all,and the feel of it just isn't right either..I've tried mixing it with other brands ,but there isn't much difference in the quaility to me..When it gets too dry,it's like digging concrete..and Cinders,that is one I haven't tried..did you find a use for your free pipe? Lol.

29 Jun, 2013

 

I took a picture of it Sandra, perhaps I'll put it on the site, but afraid it went to the dump !!

29 Jun, 2013

 

I really enjoyed your blog, it made me smile, although I feel for you and your sister doing your chores, ha ha. I remember in the early 70's, my dad bringing home bags of Levington's in those huge green bags, cutting the bag open, the delight to see and smell the beautiful compost, the tomatoes loved it, sigh, those were the days.

29 Jun, 2013

 

I find 'Clover' compost perfect. No complaints at all.

30 Jun, 2013

 

p.s. see website. If you live in the Peterborough area, or visit, it can be found at 47 High Street, Nassington.
£5 per bag or 3 bags for £14. Well worth the journey.

30 Jun, 2013

 

Yes please do,Cinders..maybe you should have sent a photo to the company..that is so bad..and Diane,thank you for that ,I haven't heard of 'clover' before,so I will check it out ..most places seem to sell 'Westland' these days ..around here,anyway..

30 Jun, 2013

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