A bad year for wasps

A bad year for wasps

Posted on 19 Sep, 2009 227 comments

Two days ago I sat on a wasp…................okay, that’s enough laughter…...quiet please….....stop it, I say!!

Yes, it did sting me and for the last two days I’ve had to miss work and I have been hobbling around like a bow-legged sailor and with a rear the size of a pumpkin…..oh, you’re off again…...stop snickering.!!

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I have bad reactions to wasp stings….but only to the “yellow jacket” type of wasp. The sting site swells up tremendously and I have to go on antibiotics as well as Benadryl allergy medication. Paper wasps and mud wasps stings are usually not a problem but there is obviously something different about “yellow jackets”.

All this time “standing” around has made me wonder why some years are worse than others for wasp numbers. Are the populations of wasps affected by the weather? By the previous winter weather? By fluctuating bird populations? By the availability of food? Or is it just a natural cycle that has been going on for thousands of years?

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No one seems to be able to offer any answers that I can find. Just tidbits about the wasp life cycle. Here is some of what I have learned.

Wasps, or “yellow jackets” as they are called in North America, live for only one or two seasons except for the queen. The queen hibernates over the winter in a small hole or crack or under some bark of a log etc. She emerges in the spring to establish a new colony of wasps.

She will start by building a nest of papery pulp comprised of chewed-up wood fibers mixed with saliva. Commonly the nest will be underground in an old rodent burrow or similar cavity. She may also build a nest in trees, shrubs, under eaves, or inside an attic or wall void. Wasps will not reuse old abandoned nest sites.

When she has started constructing the nest she will begin to lay eggs inside. From these eggs, sterile female workers will emerge. These workers will then work to extend the nest and rear further larvae. The queen’s only responsibility from that point on is to lay more eggs. Male wasps emerge from unfertilized eggs which are laid in late summer. In late summer new queen wasps emerge and mate with the new male wasps. The new queens will then fly off and find a suitable place to overwinter. All the remaining wasps are left to fend for themselves.

As she concentrates on laying eggs the queen wasp is fed by the workers on nectar, and juices from fruit, rotten meat and fish, while the workers feed on a sugary substance excreted by the larvae plus the flower nectar and fruit juices that they gather outside the nest. Once the new queens have flown away, the workers and males who no longer have the sweet secretions of the larvae to feed on, have to fend for themselves. At this time they seem to become more aggresive and sometimes will sting without provocation.

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What about the sting???? Wasps have the ability to sting as a means of ensuring survival. A hollow stinger is located at the rear of the yellow jacket’s body. When the stinger penetrates the skin, a venom is injected through the hollow tube. Unlike the bee, the wasp can sting more than once.

These stings can be very painful. They can also be very dangerous to people who have developed an allergy to the stings. Even in people who do not have an allergy, wasp stings can be a problem. A mature wasp will almost always have a poison sack that is swarming with bacteria. If stung by such a wasp there is a real risk of severe infection and a painful wound. Furthermore, it is not only people that are affected! Countless numbers of household pets are stung each year by wasps.

Apart from the fact that wasps sting, they can also cause other problems. Because wasps scavenge in faeces, they are carriers of disease especially where they come into contact with human food. Wasps will also attack bee hives and kill bees. Wasps do millions of dollars in damage to fruit crops especially in the late summer and autumn.

So, why are wasps put here on earth??? For what possible reason should we have to put up with the things? Yellow jackets are actually beneficial in that they eat and control harmful insects and caterpillars. They catch insects to eat and also to put into the cells which contain the larvae for the larvae to feed on when they hatch. Keeping a small population of wasps around is good for the garden. Wasps are scavangers which help to breakdown dead and decaying matter such as fallen fruit and dead animals. Wasps also provide food for other animals such as some birds and spiders.

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What else have I learned? Well, certainly to check behind me before I sit down!! :o(

Photo sources:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wasp_eating_apple.jpg
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wasp.jpg
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wasp_August_2007-23.jpg
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1st_Yellow_Jacket_Of_The_Season.jpg

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Comments

 

Very informative Gilli, well written. Hope you are 'sitting' around again very soon.

19 Sep, 2009

 

I really enjoyed your blog, and actually did laugh out loud at your description of the wasp sting. Sorry, hope you are better now - my husband is the same - he swells up like a balloon if he gets stung. There seem to be a lot less wasps around this year than last, thankfully:o)

19 Sep, 2009

 

sorry Gilli i hold my hand up i did find it funny, but im sure it wasnt when you got your butt stung, hehe, anyway i do hope you recover soon and are able to sit with comfort once more, interesting blog :o) found some info Gilli about low and high numbers each year, next comment of me

19 Sep, 2009

 

Ooooh ouch a stung sit-upon that is painful but a brilliantly informative blog Gilli.

19 Sep, 2009

 

The number of wasps in late Summer and Autumn depends on the number of new queens which survive the Winter, and the weather in Spring when the new queens are trying to start their new colonies.

A large number of new queens surviving the Winter will mean more competition for nest sites in spring, so the surviving queens will be in poorer condition and therefore fewer offspring will be produced in each nest.

A bad Spring means that many new nests will be destroyed, so fewer wasps are produced overall.

The best conditions for large wasp population numbers, and therefore the worst conditions for us in terms of wasp nuisance, are a dry and warm Spring, and fewer surviving new queens due to a cold and late Winter.

The new colonies will then be successful, producing large numbers of wasps. A single wasp nest will have thousands of inhabitants

19 Sep, 2009

 

Thanks Mamagem, Spindle, San and Bob......I am feeling better and can now move a little more normally. I suppose its back to work tomorrow. Thank goodness for antibiotics!!

San.....actually it was kind of funny when I got stung...I was laughing and jumping up and down and saying 'ouch' all at the same time. I felt a right idiot going to the doctor and saying "I got stung on the a**". Even the doctor laughed. Hee hee hee.

19 Sep, 2009

 

My daughter is allergic to wasp stings and now has to carry emergency medication with her. My cousin at 25 was killed when his car crashed for no reason - except when the door was opened a large bee flew out. Hope you are ok now. One shouldnt laugh I know, but your blog did start off sounding very funny!

19 Sep, 2009

 

Now I've stopped laughing I do hope your rear end is recovering and that you are able to sit down comfortably. I've been stung by wasps several times but only once did it cause massive swelling and discomfort. Don't know why. Interesting blog though. Just take care where you sit, won't you?

19 Sep, 2009

 

Ooooo, San we posted at the same time. Our winter was particularly long and cold last year. Probably killed off a lot of the queens. The summer has been hot and dry. No wonder there is a wasp explosion then.

19 Sep, 2009

 

ive been stung a few times but not had the pain you have Gilli, just for a few mins thats all, ive stood on one, lent back on one in car, and had one up my jeans sat on a bus, people thought i was mad jumping up lol
well it all seems to make sence Gilli, the weather and all

19 Sep, 2009

 

Oh that's too bad Drc.....It's no fun being that allergic. My son was that allergic to eggs when he was a little 'un. We had to take the epipen with us everywhere.
Gee......it seems everytime a 'yellow jacket' stings me it causes this type of reaction. This time it is especially bad...probably due to the.....ermmm.....delicate location of the sting. :o)

19 Sep, 2009

 

Oh dear, I had written 'brill blog Gilli' and then hurriedly deleted it again, I'm sorry I can't stop laughing..........

Ver ... Ve ..... Very inform .... Its no good I just can't stop :~)))))))))

19 Sep, 2009

 

Pppppptttttthhhhhhpppppttttt Ian. :oD

19 Sep, 2009

 

I'm so sor ...... sor....sorry ..... It's no good I .......... I just ........ Can't ............stop laughi................

19 Sep, 2009

 

I've got to say though, that one in the first photo is a monster. :~((

19 Sep, 2009

 

I'd be laughing too if I wasn't sitting on an ice pack. :o)

19 Sep, 2009

 

I wonder what frost bite on top of a wasp sting would be like?

19 Sep, 2009

 

Oh no Gilli that is terrible, but u know we hardly had any on Gabriola this year TG. They must have been killed during our -12C last Winter.
I also am very, very allergic since getting on in years Tsk, tsk, but you kow benedrille did not always help THAT much, it did but still suffered. I got stung at a friends place last year & he gave me Aeries (spelling???)or something like that...........look 4 the advertisement, I hardly had any swelling, where usually I go huge where it zaps me. Good luck girl.

19 Sep, 2009

 

That's interesting that you haven't had many on Gabriola. Up here there are thousands and thousands. Actually ALL the bugs are numerous this year. But the wasps....we totally sold out of the wasp sprays and wasp traps at work. Everyone is complaining how bad they are. This is my third sting this year.....the other two stings weren't from a yellow jacket, just a paper wasp, so I didn't react.

19 Sep, 2009

 

Poor you Gilli :(

There have been a lot within this past month here in my back garden but not many before that.

My neighbour had a nest in his garden in the summer and that caused him a few problems too.

20 Sep, 2009

 

Really enjoyed your blog Gilli. Thank you.

20 Sep, 2009

 

Oh Gilli! How embarrassing! I was going to suggest having a nice glass of wine and 'Bottoms Up!'...then I thought better of it, so have a nice glass of wine and 'Cheers!' instead.

Brilliantly informative blog, loved it.
;-)

20 Sep, 2009

 

We had loads of wasps this year. Every time I put any fruit in the avairy for my birds to eat we has loads of them eating I had to stop putting it in for a few weeks

20 Sep, 2009

 

Do you know I have to admit this year I have seen very few wasps!! and i have spent the majority of the year in the garden. I have seen more bees than I have ever before. Whether thatis because I have tried to plant as much for them as possible.

Wasps Im afraid I can do without. I have been stung in the past under my chin. It is ver unpleasant.

You have some fab pics of them though Gilli and the information is quite enjoyable well done

and hope you can sit more comfortably now
x x x

20 Sep, 2009

 

know what you mean donnah i put apple out for birds but had to stop cause sooo many wasps, :o(

20 Sep, 2009

 

Gilli..next time you get stung...DO NOT ice it...put as hot a heat as you can stand on it...I know this sounds very strange..but heat kills the enzymes in the toxins the bee injects into your skin...it stops the pain and swelling almost immediatly...but you will have to continue to put heat on for a half hour or so. I learned this from and Apache Indian who was taught this by the grandmother...it works..amazingly and I treated many a camper at my store with paper towels dipped in a cup of boiling water at my campground store..even one women who could not get to her car and needed her epi pen..I ran with hot water and a paper towel when her child came crying into my store..put the hot water on the sting and she did not need the epi pen at all...I was also taught this by a biologist who worked on our dive boat..the toxins in sea urchin spines are the same..he told me to immerse my hand in as hot a water as I could stand when I fell into a bag of urchins and ended up with 17 urchins spines...we pulled as many and as much as we could and immersed my hand in the water..the pain stopped immediatly and I did not have major damage done by the toxins..it most often will cripple fingers etc...I was lucky to have the bioligist there to explain that the enzymes were alive and the heat would kill them....my left hand is perfect no problems...~Cat

20 Sep, 2009

 

Commiserations, Gilli - I'm not allergic to them at all but made a HUGE fuss when I was stung on the neck a few weeks ago - I was only waiting to use a cash machine. I do hope you don't get frostbite! What a picture.
Just read Cat's comments - that's amazing! and good to know.

20 Sep, 2009

 

LOL...Wagger...the Apache who told me about the heat scared me to death with his cig butt when he helped with a sting..he came at it as though to burn me with it...I proceeded to jerk away and then was told to hold still....he did not touch my skin with it..but held it close enough that I could feel the heat..the pain stopped..it never caused a problem..he told me that his grandmother used to use hot coals out of the fire the same way..just goes to show..use what you have on hand..I prefer the hottest water available...lol... and most others do too!

20 Sep, 2009

 

Brilliant!...the blog Gilli & your story Catfinch. That's a really good thing to know...wasp stings are so painful.
Hope your rear is recovered Gilli...thanks for the giggle...sorry!! :0)

20 Sep, 2009

 

Giggle Fluff? I laughed so much I nearly passed me fags round! ! ! :~)))

20 Sep, 2009

 

Blimey...THAT funny eh? Got me lighter out & everything!!

20 Sep, 2009

 

Cat. That is wonderful. I am more than willing to believe that the cures of the old ways, passed down through generations are at least a match for many of our modern methods. After all much of this lore is now being accepted by our modern physicians.

20 Sep, 2009

 

My husband got stung on the palm of his hand by a wasp, just last week. We use vinegar, which seems to work at netralising the toxins, but I shall remember the hot water treatment for next time.

I don't suppose, though, that your sting, being where it was, could be soothed by immersing your a** in a bucket of boiling water! Double ouch!

Hope it's better now.

20 Sep, 2009

 

Ouch........ :~((

20 Sep, 2009

 

I am always totally amazed that this is not taught as a method of dealing with the stings..heat is a natural germ, virus, cancer (radiation), infection(fevers) killer ...so it is natural that it should work on the enzymes as well. I felt bad when people who came into my store for help asking for ice and all they could get out of me was hot water and a paper towel....lol..they looked at me in disbelief..but I always told them with such reasurrance that they would try it and came back for more hot water in their cups. Worked out well as I had a boiling water dispenser on my espresso machine, but had to be very careful handing it out..I most often would carry it to the place they were sitting...and yes Gilli could have sat in a hot bath and it would have worked..

21 Sep, 2009

 

You are right!! It really is very funny......you can just imagine......it was rather like a cartoon......me hopping up and down clutching my butt with a balloon thingy coming from me with "@#$@#&*!" in it, while the wasp buzzes around with a self satisfied smirk on her waspy face.....It would have looked even funnier if I'd run and immersed my butt in a bucket.

Hmmmm.....even the doctor laughed when I told him why I was there. I told him that it wasn't very professional to laugh at his patient. That just made him laugh even more. :oD

It isn't the toxins that are the problem Cat, although they do cause a type of allergic reaction. It's the bacteria that are injected along with the toxins that cause me trouble. I'm on antibiotics because they cause something called cellulitis. At least, that's the way I understand it.
The sting itself wasn't too bad and I treated that right away with Benadryl spray. The swelling, pain and inflammation started the next day along with the nausea and fever. The ice is to reduce the swelling. I'll have to try the hot water next time I get stung. Perhaps that will also kill the bacteria and alleviate the whole problem.

21 Sep, 2009

 

Snigger, snigger Lol
I have this image of you R send up on the examination table and the Dr. rolling around on the floor clutching his sides.
Perfect ;~))

21 Sep, 2009

 

...there's nothing quite like friends for helping you to tell your r's from your elbow, is there, Gilli?!

21 Sep, 2009

 

I couldn't do without this lot on GoY, Bscott.
Ian......all I can say to that is.....................
Ppppppththththtttpppt!! LOL

21 Sep, 2009

 

:~)))

21 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Ha ha ha...oh dear, Gilli, poor you! Actually, I can sympathise - I have only once in my life ever been stung by a wasp and, you've guessed it, I sat on it too! I couldn't sit down for a time either LOL but on balance, I think I got the better end of the bargain, since the Mr Wasp met his end staring up at my huge a*** bearing down on him!!! LOL I've never heard them called Yellow Jackets before, but my family still use an old name for them - jaspers. Was wondering if any other UK members had heard them called jaspers, or if it's just us?! I have to say, since I saw a wasp fly past me carrying a catapillar once, I'm a bit of a fan! Got a couple of good pictures last month of a jasper feasting on catapillar eggs on my cabbages!

21 Sep, 2009

 

Certainly could not hurt to try it Gilli...and sorry about the lumpy butt..not sure if I said that before..gosh ..sorry you put your face on now I bet.........hmmmm....oh and Sid..I have only known them as Yellow Jackets..never even a wasp..we only called the paper wasps that..we also have Hornets and those things are nastier than Yellow Jackets in my opinion....yow! I love Bumble Bees tho....just love mmm..must go off painting again now...ta ta... :) ~Cat

21 Sep, 2009

 

Snigger snigger

21 Sep, 2009

 

That is the frustrating part Sid.....I can't even say the wasp met his end.....he flew off into the sun!!
I've never heard them called Jaspers before. The only Jasper I know is in the Rocky Mountains....a very pretty place....there are wasps there too. LOL

Cat, the hornets here don't seem to be as aggresive as the yellow jackets....but they are a lot bigger.

Ian.....I'm crossing you off my Xmas card list now!! :o)

22 Sep, 2009

 

Snigger snort......... I think this blog should be nominated for the funniest blog of the year. snigger ;~))

22 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Your wasp may not have met his end.....but he certainly met yours LOL ha ha ha haa......... now, must stop it, will set Ian off again.......

BTW I've been to Jasper :-)

22 Sep, 2009

 

Oh! Sid!!! You've set ME off now.......that's my first out-loud laugh of the day! Brilliant!
Soz, Gilli...pretty please with sugar on don't cross me off your Christmas card list as well as Ian!!!!!!
:-)

22 Sep, 2009

 

I'll make up for it Gilli, promise. ;~((

22 Sep, 2009

 

LOL..oh Sid..! wish I'd thot of that...lol..and I have been to Jasper in the Rockies as well..it is very beautiful and dramatic there..

22 Sep, 2009

 

I'll think about it!!

22 Sep, 2009

 

Thank you for sharing your swell story with a sting in the tale. Glad the yellow jacket survived and I look forward to the next episode. I have some difficulty imagining the dimensions involved butt don’t feel obliged to add a photo. I better buzz off now as I risk getting stung myself whilst on this site of the blemished rose princess.

22 Sep, 2009

 

What's the last thing to go through a wasps head when he hits the wind screen (shield) of your car?

His a**e

22 Sep, 2009

 

LOL......'splat!!!'

23 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

EEeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...... :-P

23 Sep, 2009

 

GF.......Thank you for your sharp reply. Sorry I'm a little behind in my reply. The wasp my not have met his end but he certainly met mine!!

24 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Yes, and under a rather pressing circumstance too.....

24 Sep, 2009

 

Gilli, I'm loathe to say anything but I feel you need to know......................... You do understand I'm not at all prejudiced or any thing like that, but ................ Well I'm not sure how to say this really? ? ? ? ? You see its like this ....................... I'm sorry but I'm just going to have to come out with it! ! ! ! ! You seem to have experienced some type of metamorphosis, what I meen is, .... well ............ ahem, its like this, YOUR A NAPKIN DOG WEARING SHADES ?!*#?

24 Sep, 2009

 

It's because we have embarrased her..she has gone into hiding...lol...good one Gilli.. ! :p chuckle...

24 Sep, 2009

 

Ahem!!......I will have you know that it is a towel elephant that I have metamophosised into.....NOT a napkin dog. And, I'm wearing shades because I am in disguise!!!

25 Sep, 2009

 

I thought maybe an ant-eater...lol...I knew what the sunglasses were about...lol..you can be an elephant if you want...giggle..snork...chuckle..

25 Sep, 2009

 

Anteater? Hmmm....maybe....okay, an anteating elephant!!

25 Sep, 2009

 

What is that on Gilli's avatar???? Could it be? NO...an ant eating elephant...ooooohhh-noooooo where could Gilli beeeeee???? Has she been swallowed by her beeeebummpp ..........maybeeee....and now... look...look!..will you!? It has taken over her head...!!!!!! oh help!!!! oh help!!!!! Was that a bee ???? oh nooooooo...I cannot think of this fate...I must runnnnn!!!

Gilli....come out... come out where ever you are... giggle...

25 Sep, 2009

 

Oops, Gilli - i thought you were one of The Clangers !

25 Sep, 2009

 

I originally wrote menopause'd into .............. It was a good job I double checked. Lol (snigger, chortle, snork)

25 Sep, 2009

 

LOL, Louise.....I had to google The Clangers to find out what they were!

Ian, you wouldn't have been far wrong with that..... :o(

Cat....This metomophisis is highly contagious. Run while you still can.

25 Sep, 2009

 

Are you telling me you have gone your entire life and never seen the clangers? OMG what else do they deprive kids of over there? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

25 Sep, 2009

 

I just read what it said about them when googled !
(www.clangers.co.uk)
It brought back lots of memories .... The Soup Dragon, Iron Chicken and Cloud !

25 Sep, 2009

 

Louise, I'm flabbergasted, How can a child live it's entire life without the clangers? Do you think they have Magic roundabout and what about Trumpton?

25 Sep, 2009

 

LOL
Beats me Ian !!!!
Deprived, i'd say !!!

25 Sep, 2009

 

Some of us go back to Muffin the Mule, Ian!

25 Sep, 2009

 

LOL
Not i !

25 Sep, 2009

 

But I do, Louise - awful, isn't it?

25 Sep, 2009

 

Wagger isn't that illegal now?

25 Sep, 2009

 

Ian !!!

25 Sep, 2009

 

Sorry Lol. ;~))

25 Sep, 2009

 

Well I did at one stage wonder if it was a sexual offence, Ian.

25 Sep, 2009

 

Now its my turn to go ...... Wagger ! ! !

25 Sep, 2009

 

Well, half my childhood was spent in Yorkshire. The later half was over here. I don't remember The Clangers.
I do remember Bill and Ben, Andy Pandy, The Wooden Tops, The Wombles, Tales of the Riverbank, Jackanory, Noddy, Magic Roundabout with Zebedee and Dougal, Camberwick Green, Crackerjack, Blue Peter, Catweazle, Basil Brush, Sooty and Sweep and Ken Dodd (Parrot Face).

26 Sep, 2009

 

Blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26 Sep, 2009

 

I should think so Wagger .............. LMSO ;~))

26 Sep, 2009

 

Ooops....Ken Dodd wasn't Parrot Face....Freddie Davis was. Thanks GF.

26 Sep, 2009

 

I still prefer the other Gilli, you must be getting warm under all that towelling?

26 Sep, 2009

 

I like the new look...quite fetching!

26 Sep, 2009

 

It is a bit like a Turkish bath Ian....but still, I could do to lose a few pounds.

27 Sep, 2009

 

Ha-ha-haaaaa...Hee-heeeeeee....ahhhhh..hummmm.....ohhhh......sigh...me too...

Where are my towels...?

27 Sep, 2009

 

LMSO Gilli your as bad as me. Lol
How are those fires doing?

27 Sep, 2009

 

Not bad now. Mostly out. Fire season is just about over for this year thank goodness.

27 Sep, 2009

 

Is it really so predictable that you have a fire 'season'?

27 Sep, 2009

 

Oh yeah. They can even predict how bad its going to be by measuring the moisture content of the forest floor.

28 Sep, 2009

 

Blimey, we are always complaining about the weather here in GB but we never have hurricanes, typhoons or these forest fires to worry about. The worst we have is the occasional snow about every twenty years or so!

28 Sep, 2009

 

Although mostly small, tornadoes are 5 times more likely in the UK than the US, Ian. In July 2005 a lot of damage was done in Birmingham and in September 2007 "Up to 11 tornadoes tore across central England this morning, ripping off roofs and uprooting trees in what one householder likened to a scene from the Wizard of Oz.." That last bit was from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1564025/Tornadoes-cause-chaos-across-England.html

28 Sep, 2009

 

I stand coorected then Wagger, Lol
Yes thinking about it we do have tornado's here don't we?

28 Sep, 2009

 

Just the odd one or two - hehe.

28 Sep, 2009

 

Lol :~))

28 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Hmm....I thought Gilli had turned into a snow dog......but having read the above I now realise she is a metomophasised menopausal ant-eating elephant. Glad we've got that sorted out.

Nobody mentioned Bagpuss!

Ian - what are you doing here - arnt you meant to be looking for something? ;-)

29 Sep, 2009

 

I am, I'm doing it as I type ......................

29 Sep, 2009

 

By the way ........................ Gilli, how's the butt? ? ?

29 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Think she's getting fed up of being the butt of the joke..... ;-)

29 Sep, 2009

 

Lol Sarah.

29 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

She'll be back on here at some point.....bringing up the rear.

29 Sep, 2009

 

Butt will she have anything constructive to add?

29 Sep, 2009

 

Children......please.....Towel Elly...is off working I am sure...now she has to come home to this...sorry Gilli...not much I can do with these two..."Sid"....."Ian"..now ..no..you will each be made to stand in the corner...

29 Sep, 2009

 

Ner ner n ner ner :~))~

29 Sep, 2009

 

Extra time in the corner for you Ian... :p

29 Sep, 2009

 

:-P

29 Sep, 2009

 

Wagger......I didn't know that about the Tornados. That's very interesting. Is there any sign of the tin man, the scarecrow or the cowardly lion around there?

A snow dog Sid?? Really.....I would have thought a metomorphising menopausal ant-eating towel elephant would have been perfectly obvious.

Not sure who Bagpuss was/is. Probably from after I crossed the pond.

Ian....My derierre is just fine now thank you. And, most of the wasps have started dying off so I think I may be safe until next year.

I will have you two know that your gluteus maximus jabs are getting a little Behind the times. Butt, if you insist on carrying on with your Sharp and Poisonous repitoire then by all means, don't mind me. I'll just carefully take a Seat over here in the Rear and wait until you have completed your Stings. Ha!!! Nah nah na nah nah..... :oP~

Cat.....Thank you for trying to keep these two in line. An impossible task I know. :oD

30 Sep, 2009

 

LMSO ........ ;-P~~

30 Sep, 2009

 

Only us Munchkins, Gilli, :<)

30 Sep, 2009

 

Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road....We're off to see the Wizard.....Now I've got you my pretty.....Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain......I'm melting....Auntie Em! Auntie Em!.....There's no place like home......

:oD

30 Sep, 2009

 

Wake up, Gilli the Wicked Witch of the West is coming!

30 Sep, 2009

 

oh..and now we go to the Wizard of OZ...ok..where is Toto then? that is all I have to say...whups..where is that basket...??? West...???? wait a minute..Hey!..Hey! Gilli? aren't we in the West? What is Wagger saying any way...!

....oh!......NOW...I am going to need to find my spell book!

30 Sep, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Uh, oh.....

30 Sep, 2009

 

Errrrrrrr?

30 Sep, 2009

 

That's right....we are in the west. Hmmmm. Wagger, are you trying to give us a hint????? :oD

1 Oct, 2009

 

Just letting you know she's just round the corner. Good job you're hiding under that towel, erm - I mean that metomorphising menopausal ant-eating towel elephant lol.

1 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Ding Dong the Witch is dead
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is dead!

1 Oct, 2009

 

No she's not .... I took her to the bus station myself.
Anyway how do you know my mother in law? ? ?

1 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

She gave me broomstick-riding lessons.

1 Oct, 2009

 

heeee...hehehehehe

1 Oct, 2009

 

LMSO, however did you manage to survive the gin breath? It knocks me over from three hundred feet ..............

1 Oct, 2009

 

Darn it, I always miss the best blogs till it's to late to join in. This one should go down in history. Sorry Gilli, couldn't help laughing all the way through. Are these people really your friends???? Harharhar!

3 Oct, 2009

 

Not anymore Weedy.......I've gone right off the lot of them!! :o)

4 Oct, 2009

 

Gilli, You've gone through a menapau ........... errrrrr sorry metamorphasis again? your now a young child. I hope your not regressing to a former self? :~)))))))))

4 Oct, 2009

 

Aw, what a sweetie! Wouldn't we all like to be this young again just for a day? What would you do with your day, Ian?

4 Oct, 2009

 

Wagger I would play in the mud ................ Just about what I'm doing now ! ! ! Lol :~)))))

4 Oct, 2009

 

I would not want to go through that again..sorry...but climbing out of my crib and stealing into the kitchen to nab my dad's lunch pail in the middle of the night so I could get the goodies he left in it first ...lol...that pail was huge..bigger than me.. it was very difficult keeping it from clanking against my body as I toddled back to my crib..and climbing up over that railing and back into bed..well..it was a lot of trauma..I like being big now with a child like mind..much easier..lol..

4 Oct, 2009

 

That is an image of my inner self......lots of fun.
I wouldn't mind being that young again for a day. No worries, no problems, if something goes wrong you just run to Mummy and she makes everything better with a hug. <sigh> Those were the days.....Hummmm....I'd probably be playing in the mud too, Ian. LOL
Cat......are you telling us you were a problem child??? Sneaking and stealing goodies.....tut, tut. :-O
I don't remember climbing out of my crib but I remember being in it and looking through the rails. I remember painting the neighbours coal shed with leftover paint and a scrubbing brush along with my older brother and the neighbours son. I would have been about 2 at the time.

4 Oct, 2009

 

My Mom said I fell out of my crib on my head, but it didn't bother me, bother me, bother.....:-)

4 Oct, 2009

 

I was around 2 when I did that...lol...I could climb like nobodies business and mom could not keep me in anything..forget that. I liked mudpuddles and anything that had to do with dirt or outside..same now..I climb fences to the horses...little tougher going over these days..but still climbing. don't have to sneak goodies...well maybe a little..lol..GF would say I do, I am sure...lol

4 Oct, 2009

 

The first thing I can remember was ................... errrrrrrrr now wait a minute, ............ I've got one here somewhere, .......... errrrrrrrrrrrrrr what was I saying? ? ? ? ? ?

4 Oct, 2009

 

Did your neighbour want it painted, Gilli?

4 Oct, 2009

 

My fourth birthday, sitting at the top of the stairs playing with a toy from Thunderbirds. The vehicle they used, like a cross between a car and a tank. It shot little red missiles and the 'doors' opened and the figures were sat backwards.
Bloody hell, that's taken me back a bit! ! !

4 Oct, 2009

 

I don't need to be taken back - I'm into my second childhood now!!!!!

4 Oct, 2009

 

LMSO Wagger, I'm not far behind you. Lol :~))

4 Oct, 2009

 

Weedy.....that's why you have that big dent in the top of your head, eh? Hello.....Weedy.....Weeeeeeeddddyyy.....come down from space.........
Cat....sneaking goodies.??.....let me just go and re-read the hermaphrodites and custard blog.......
Wagger.....no! The neighbours didn't want it painted....especially the nice deep maroon colour we used. My Dad and Mr Lund were supposed to be watching us children but were inside busy watching an air show on the TV. LOL.
Ian....I remember those Thunderbird toys. We had some....I remember the green airplane thingy that the middle came out of and turned into......something or other. We also had the rocket.....Thunderbird 1, I think. They were Corgi car size. There was another show like the Thunderbirds.....what was it called? Hmmm....Captain Scarlet or something?

5 Oct, 2009

 

The airplane thingy was Thunderbird two and in the middle was a container and inside that was a submarine (Thunderbird Four)
Captain Scarlet and the Misterons Dum Dum Derrrrrrr!

5 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

We Are The Misterons! We Know You Can Hear Us!!!

O O

5 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Oh, and what was the one with Marina? (No, I'm not talking about Last of the Summer Wine LOL). Marina could breath under water but couldn't speak.....which probably accounted for why all the men-puppets like her so much.......

5 Oct, 2009

 

Marina, Aqua Marina,
What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why can't you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?

Your magic to me, a beautiful mystery.
I'm certain to fall I know, because you enthrall me so.

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why don't you say, that you'll always stay, close to my heart.

That was 'Stingray'.

5 Oct, 2009

 

Oooo. I remember Stingray....gosh, haven't thought of that one in a long long time. :o)

Which one had Lady Penelope??? Was that Captain Scarlet or Thunderbirds? I used to have her pink car.

6 Oct, 2009

 

That was Thunderbirds, with Parker her chauffeur.

6 Oct, 2009

 

Bullwinkle, check your "Way-Back Machine!" I can see I missed out on a lot living on this side. Whole different set of memories on this side. :-)

6 Oct, 2009

 

Right!! Parker was pretty cool too.
Weedy...I think Thunderbirds, Stingray and Captain Scarlet were American made.....at least the puppets all had American accents if I remember correctly.

6 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Stingray! That was it! He he...thanks Wagger - I think the theme tune was probably the best bit lol How did she ever end up with Howard? ;-)

6 Oct, 2009

 

We are back in Howdy Doody Days Sis-n.....lol..Sky King..Rin Tin Tin...Lassie...

6 Oct, 2009

 

And the LONE Ranger!

6 Oct, 2009

 

A JOKE

Lady Penelope says to Parker =Parker, take off my coat!
Parker = Yusss my lady
Lady P =Parker take off my dress
Parker = Errrr Yusss my lady
Lady P =Parker take off my underware! ! ! ! !
Parker (sweating now) =Errrrr Yusss my lady, if you are sure?
Lady P= Parker, If I ever catch you waring my clothes again Your fired...........

7 Oct, 2009

 

LOL...you do that so well.. :o)...giggle

7 Oct, 2009

 

Hang around long enough and I'll tell it again. (I only know seven jokes!)

7 Oct, 2009

 

Ian, At our house, we number our jokes, everyone has heard ours so many times we just shout out the number and either everyone laughs or there is a shocked silence depending of course on how inappropriate the joke is. :-)

7 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Ha ha....that's so funny...........

7 Oct, 2009

 

It would save an awful lot of time. :~))

7 Oct, 2009

 

lol..you guys are so funny sis-n..love you all..

7 Oct, 2009

 

#16, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That one always gets me.

9 Oct, 2009

 

We used to have a list at work of comments you would like to make back to patients (or customers) who were being a pain in the ar...! #21 was always my favourite.

9 Oct, 2009

 

Darn I have no numbers...any one know what a Threek or a twok is?

9 Oct, 2009

 

Errrrrrrr?

9 Oct, 2009

 

Gilli, I could use a copy of that list. Would it work for government agencies?

Cat - I know! I know! :o)

9 Oct, 2009

 

I know that T.W.O.C in the UK means Taken Without Owners Consent. It was what the little bu.... was charged with after he took our last car! ! !

9 Oct, 2009

 

I would love a copy of that list too Weedy....unfortunately it is long gone. I remember #21 as it was my favourite but I can't write it on here.
I have another list I'll PM you.
Cat.....no idea.

9 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

A threek.........is that maybe a period of three weeks? Like a fortnight is two weeks, maybe a threek is three weeks?

9 Oct, 2009

 

Just a thought, twok = that was ok ? ? ? ? ? ?

9 Oct, 2009

 

Cat, I think you're on to something here!

Gilli, thanks, I'm still grinning!

9 Oct, 2009

 

Ok...Weeds knows...because her brother..is the one who told me that a threek is a three tonged fork...a twok is a two pronged fork and a fork , well..it is a 4ork...lol...

10 Oct, 2009

 

My grandkids still call them twoks, threeks and fourks. Family tradition that began in a moment of humor.

10 Oct, 2009

 

lol..we do it here too...not that many threeks around anymore...

10 Oct, 2009

 

Now I know what I have! I've always got a garden threek due to the huge flints in the ground here.

10 Oct, 2009

 

I've got a threek ! ! !
I'll post a photo, one day, soon, perhaps ..............

10 Oct, 2009

 

I have a big garden fourk and a little garden threek. Hee hee hee....I like this.

11 Oct, 2009

 

I used to have a fourk but now it's a threek :~((

11 Oct, 2009

 

Mine is a fourk with with a tweaked tine. Don't know my own strength sometimes. :-(

11 Oct, 2009

 

I do have a few Garden threeks...lol..

11 Oct, 2009

 

I have a service for 8 of eating threeks. Or maybe 7, haven't counted lately.

11 Oct, 2009

 

no eating threeks here...used to have some..not sure where they went...

12 Oct, 2009

 

The flower pot people probably stole them, thinking they were magic.

12 Oct, 2009

 

Yes and you know they....would ....do that..!

12 Oct, 2009

 

You've got to be carful where the FPP are concerned! ! !

12 Oct, 2009

 

They probably think they are little tridents. Cat, look out when you are working in your yard, the FPP could stab you in the toe with your own threek. Eek!

13 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

I think I only have boring old fourks....but i think they had some twoks at the stables....but we called them pitchfourks......but now I know better! They were pitchtwoks.

13 Oct, 2009

 

My pitchfourk is a pitchthreek.

13 Oct, 2009

 

I bet you couldn't say that after a couple of glasses of wine! ! !

13 Oct, 2009

 

what do you call a pitchfivek?..lol..or is that sixk?

13 Oct, 2009

 

Ian, just a sec...I'll give that one a try...
Cat, Fike, is that Sik?

I have a pitchfourk story. My neighbors kids own a tavern that serves food too. Last week they had a pitchfork barbecue.
Which is...you skewer steaks on a pitchfork and lower them into a turkey fryer. Cholesterol levels in Washington state took an all over jump of 15 points.
Oh wait, I think they clean the pitchfork first...

14 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

One question. What's a turkey fryer?

14 Oct, 2009

 

You tell-er Weeds...lol

14 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Please do...........

14 Oct, 2009

 

Well, I don't know this first hand, but I hear tell that it is a deep fat frier big enough for a full sized whole turkey. People who have them say it is the very best way to cook a turkey. (And a great way to catch bypass heart surgery, too. :-)

14 Oct, 2009

 

That's as bad as deep fried battered Mars bars!

14 Oct, 2009

 

Apparently they are delicious (fried Mars bar that is) I haven't as yet found a chip shop that will fry me one and I have asked!

14 Oct, 2009

 

I've heard that Turkeys are delicious deep fried. I wonder if you dip it in batter first?
Deep fried Mars bars? That's the first time I've heard that. 8oO
I've heard of deep fried bananas....they are supposed to be good but I don't like bananas so I've never tried them.
How about deep fried butter??? That's right!! Deep fried butter!! Unveiled at the Texas State Fair in Dallas this year. Apparently it tastes like a hot roll or croissant with lots of melted butter. :o)

14 Oct, 2009

 

Can't think of any way I wouldn't like a Mars bar. Bananas...I'm with you Gilli. Deep fried butter, how the heck can they do that?
People that I have talked to about deep fried turkeys say they are delish. I don't think they are battered. They can't be healthy...really unhealthy for the turkey...:-)

15 Oct, 2009

 

Last Thanksgiving at my daughters..her father-in-law deep fried a whole turkey....it was ok..but I like the method David and used best...simply turn the turkey on its breast instead of back while roasting..juice runs into all the breast meat and makes it far more juicy...not as pretty on the table but it sure does taste good!
I used to like to make deep fried dinner rolls..take thawed not raised .. frozen wheat bread dough..I think it is still around, Rhodes is what it is called around here..pull off bits of the dough and drop carefully into a hot deep frier until browned...then make up butter with honey and cinnamon mixed in...used to make them for the holidays all the time...so good!

15 Oct, 2009

 

Whoa, back there little lady. I'm gonna need to come over and test those just to be sure you're not getting yourself in trouble!

15 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

I think you have to go to Scotland to find a deep fried Mars Bar Ian. They'll deep-fry anything up there......

Not sure whether I like the sound of a deep fried turkey.....'spose it would be a bit like Kentucky Fried Chicken. I once had an unpleasant experience with some Kentucky Fried Chicken. Really, don't ask.

Had deep fried bananas in Thailand....can buy them anywhere on side of road.....not usually advisable, but my theory is they must be safe if they've been deep fried, right? They're variable, but often quite nice and a good snack. Very cheap - equivilent of a few pence to buy. They sell them down the (constant) traffic jams too lol Surreal experience buying deep fried bananas through a car window in Bangkok....

How did we get from wasps to deep fried bananas?

15 Oct, 2009

 

Wasps like bananas......especially nice fermented ones.....

15 Oct, 2009

 

deep frying seems a bit off subject too...lol...oh well you know how we are...gab-gab-gab-gab will make you some next time I am around Weeds..you and yours will love them..gotta deep fryer?

15 Oct, 2009

 

I've got one.....make me some too??? Pretty please/??? With sugar?????

16 Oct, 2009

 

Anyone would think this was your blog, Gilli!!!! LMSO! and def. no sugar - I'm sure you're sweet enough.

16 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Oooo -oooo - ooooo - me too!

16 Oct, 2009

 

Slurp, Dribble .............

16 Oct, 2009

 

Ok..we are gonna need a really big deep fryer and lots of frozen wheat bread dough...shopping list..butter , honey, cinnamon....

16 Oct, 2009

 

Fried Bananas in a Bangkok.traffic jam. Sid you know how to live!

I don't have a deep fat fryer, I know where to get Rhodes wheat bread dough, though. :-9

16 Oct, 2009

 

My deep fryer isn't very big but we could make several batches. Weedy......bring on the bread dough. :o)

17 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Weeds - it's a bit stressful fumbling with foreign currency when the traffic suddenly starts moving LOL LOL

18 Oct, 2009

 

Gilli, a smaller fryer will make it appear that we aren't over indulging. Lot's and Lots of batches.

Sid,The experience was well worth the stress.

19 Oct, 2009

 

Good idea Weedy. I like the way you think!

19 Oct, 2009

 

Thanks, Gilli...I try to think every once in a while just to keep the grey matter stirred.

21 Oct, 2009

 

Feels like my grey matter is getting whipped to a froth!

21 Oct, 2009

 

That probably isn't good for you. On the other hand you might invent something that will be a boon to mankind. Think, think, think!

22 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

What about a pocket-sized deep-fat-fryer?

23 Oct, 2009

 

Wouldn't you also have to invent pocket sized chips/French fry's? and wouldn't yopu spill everything out reaching for change?
You could suffer serious burns like that and how long would the electric cable be? could you take one on a bus to do your shopping?

23 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Honestly. Some people are just so cynical! .....if all you're going to do is nitpick.................

23 Oct, 2009

 

LMSO, I've just pebble dashed my monitor with ham and soft cheese salad sarnie :~((

23 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, that sounds nice (the ham and soft cheese salad sarnie bit, not the I've just pebble dashed my monitor bit). Got any spare?

23 Oct, 2009

 

Sorry Sarah I've wiped it all off and am now devouring an apple!
The sarnie was fresh ham (not that pink plastic stuff that has about as much meat in it as the plastic wrapping!) with phillidelphia cheese with garlic and herbs. and lettuce, tomato and cucumber

Why do Americans call them 'urbs when there is obviously an 'h' at the begining?

23 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Like like Philli cheese....toasted seedy bread spread with herb philli with some pan seared salmon flaked over the top....oooo lerv-ly... Right, where's my cuppa soup....?

Re the herbs/urbs thing....I can't really comment as the 'ereford accent tends to drop it's 'aichs. 'ere in 'ereford we don't 'ear 'aiches often at 'ome.

23 Oct, 2009

 

Herb is a man's name short for Herbert.....lol..only know it as erbs when speaking of the plants...lol..some do pronounce the H..but most do not.

23 Oct, 2009

 

Oh that is one thing that gets to me..........I've even heard some Americans lately saying 'uman instead of human........mind you hour is pronounced 'our.

23 Oct, 2009

 

I've not heard human said that way..! lol

23 Oct, 2009

 

If it has an 'H' there then surely it should start with it? and by the way Gilli I do say hour and not 'our! Us umans need to get hour acts together. Lol

23 Oct, 2009

Sid
Sid
 

Hour.....as in Hour-d's Way? Nah.....

23 Oct, 2009

 

I mean, It's one hour till our bus leaves!
Or our football teams play for hour and thirty minutes

23 Oct, 2009

 

Wot - no orrindge break?

23 Oct, 2009

 

Wagger. Tsk! Lol

23 Oct, 2009

 

Haven't you Cat? Listen carefully to some of the American news channels. That is where I hear it most.
Hhhhhonestly Ian, hhhhave you hhhhever said 'our instead of hhhhhhour?

25 Oct, 2009

 

I got my Hhhhhhhhands slapped for it when I was a weee bairn!

25 Oct, 2009

 

nope... not heard them saying "uman"...I will be listening now tho!

25 Oct, 2009

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