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This joke was the favourite at the Glastonbury Festival this year…not that I went…was too busy on Goy!

If you get it… keep it to yourself would you?…I’d just like to see if anyone else couldn’t fathom it for a while like me or if I’m just a bit slow!

I didn’t twig for 3 days but I finally got it while hanging out the washing!
If any of you can’t I won’t tell you…it’ll come to you days later while you’re in the bath or picking the kids up or washing your car…;o)

What is it with hedgehogs?

Why can’t they just share?

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Digger got it straight away...he pm'd me...I hate clever clogs!! LOL!

14 Oct, 2009

 

he.he.he.......lol

14 Oct, 2009

 

Well if it's any consolation Fluff. I haven't a clue what you're talking about!! LOL
Ian's probably cheating, seen it before :o((

14 Oct, 2009

 

I heard it before too! But HOW CUTE is your photo:o)

14 Oct, 2009

 

Thanks Lily! It'll come to you...just think of the obvious!
At least you are honest Spindle...that Digger bloke ...he's just pretending he worked it out! LOL!!!

14 Oct, 2009

 

I got it straight away too - perhaps it's a man thing :-)

14 Oct, 2009

 

Oh shut up. LOL!

14 Oct, 2009

 

Well I did notice a subtle difference and it's DEFINITELY a man thing but I still don't get it......

14 Oct, 2009

 

They're just pretendin' Lily...don't be fooled!

14 Oct, 2009

 

I get it, I think.

14 Oct, 2009

 

I dont! :~(
But the pic is gorgeous!

14 Oct, 2009

 

im joining team lily2 and madperth, somehow i dont think it will come to me while pegging out the washing, you will just have to tell us

14 Oct, 2009

 

It's bugging me, but nope! Just dont get it!

14 Oct, 2009

 

i bet the answer is a rude one

14 Oct, 2009

 

More than likely! And I'm such a sheltered, delicate little flower (Aye right!! LOL) that I just dont understand!

14 Oct, 2009

 

I am usually slow on the up take but got this weeeelll only because my daughter was in the audiance In Scotland in August.

14 Oct, 2009

 

is that too low down for a belly button ha ha

14 Oct, 2009

 

I wish someone would tell me!!

14 Oct, 2009

 

Think outside the box Madperth?

14 Oct, 2009

 

my son has just told me,i think he,s got it

14 Oct, 2009

 

Are you still talking about the Belly button Joanella?

14 Oct, 2009

 

no ive moved on,but he has got one

14 Oct, 2009

 

If it comes to me, I'll let you know! I'm usually quite good at thinking outside the box! Just not this time!!

14 Oct, 2009

 

I hadn't heard it before but it's sooooooooooo obvious. Perhaps it is a man thing?

14 Oct, 2009

 

So, I'm tired!

14 Oct, 2009

 

Hmmmm I think I got it but my idea is rude (well whats new there then????) :o))))

14 Oct, 2009

 

Well I'm just completely lost!
Please someone let me know when you get it

14 Oct, 2009

 

Okay....I get it....but only because Murray explained it to me....he got it straight away....I think we women are thinking too deep.

14 Oct, 2009

 

Doesn't help Gilli

14 Oct, 2009

 

Got it now thanks to a gentle nudge

15 Oct, 2009

 

Me too! Duh!!

15 Oct, 2009

 

Got it in one! Clever! Go on Fluff, put them all out of their misery!

15 Oct, 2009

 

I still can't see anything that's funny in that picture :-/

15 Oct, 2009

 

I think the picture is a red herring. The answer is in the words and I think I've got it. Sorry Bob, not rude at all if I'm right!

15 Oct, 2009

 

Oh.
Well if it's just a play on words i got it the first time i looked at it.

15 Oct, 2009

 

Ignore the picture as Lily said its a red herring but a real treat to see.

15 Oct, 2009

 

Yes isn't it a gorgeous picture Denise!

15 Oct, 2009

 

Yes it is Lily, natures babies arnt that different from our own Ah

15 Oct, 2009

mad
Mad
 

Fluff, just seen the gorgeous little hedgehogs, but I think its going to take me longer than 3 days and I've got all these clues (I suppose) but haven't any idea.
I'll ask Mr. Mad soon when he appears.
I won't be able to sleep tonight if he can't guess either.

15 Oct, 2009

 

I got it first, Ner ner n ner ner :-))~~~~~~~~~~~~

15 Oct, 2009

 

Now now children...no childish, playground chants...oh it's you Ian...go & stand in the corner if you can't be good!

Evening everyone...thank you for all your comments...it seems in the main the men seemed to get it straight away...just showing off their grasp of complicated comedy (ha ha)...while we girls with our superior intellect obviously try to analyse too deeply & so struggle to see what's right under our noses!!!

For those who still haven't seen the light ...it's so straightforward it's embarrassing ...Hedgehogs...they hog the hedge...!!!
I can hear the groaning from here...LOL!! Love ya! :o)

15 Oct, 2009

 

I got it first ...... Ner ner n ner ner :~))))))))))))))))))))))))

15 Oct, 2009

 

Ok, Digger, we know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 Oct, 2009

 

Doh! was I soooooo wrong? hehehe mine was naughty.

15 Oct, 2009

 

Do tell!

15 Oct, 2009

 

Yes Bob, DO......

15 Oct, 2009

 

Nooooooooooooooooooo! I'm embarrassed

15 Oct, 2009

 

You started this, so get on & tell us!!

15 Oct, 2009

 

still waiting Bob.......... :o)))

16 Oct, 2009

 

Still embarrased Lily :o)))))))

16 Oct, 2009

 

Still waiting, BOB!

16 Oct, 2009

 

How about a PM then, O Embarrassed One??

16 Oct, 2009

 

Come on Bob, it must be worth a laugh?
By the way did I tell you that I got it first? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

16 Oct, 2009

mad
Mad
 

Oh no I'm really embarrassed, been wracking my brains all night and trying to figure how it could be rude. And now this, so innocent.
Well I was a convent educated girl so couldn't think of anything rude - or otherwise either!
Just plain stupid !!
They are so sweet, I say let them have the whole hedge.

16 Oct, 2009

 

Lol Mad! I still want to know what Bob THOUGHT it was!!
Digger, stop showing off!

16 Oct, 2009

 

I was a convent girl too Mad...never do naughty jokes! ;o) Come on Bob....?

16 Oct, 2009

 

AS if, Fluff!
BOB, YOU HAVE TO TELL US NOW!!

16 Oct, 2009

 

Yeah! Then I can email the nuns! Sorry...only joking...they were lovely!

16 Oct, 2009

 

They'd probably appreciate it!

16 Oct, 2009

mad
Mad
 

Thats right Fluff, we convent girls don't do rude - ahem - but we do tell lies.
Can't email 'my' nuns as they'd all be up there - or down there by now.

17 Oct, 2009

 

Dohhhhhh! okay then but I don't want any of you flagging me :o))))))))
I thought it was because they had little pricks of their own. ...... See I told you it was daft ..... :o(
Yes Ian I did hear that the male superior brain got it first well done mate. :o))))

17 Oct, 2009

 

All that embarrassment for THAT?????????

17 Oct, 2009

 

Don't be embarrassed Bob, wrong it may have been but it still gave me a chuckle! Must have been the pic that got you thinking along those lines. LOL

17 Oct, 2009

 

I don't think one of the reasons for flagging is bad jokes Bob...tho' maybe we should suggest it to Peter & Ajay!!LOL!!

Evening all...how was your day?x

17 Oct, 2009

 

Hi Fluff! I've actually been in the garden today!!!! :~))
How are you?

17 Oct, 2009

 

Good thanks Marie...had to take daughter & friend shopping so no time for garden...hopefully tomorrow! It's very chilly tonight...roaring fire going!

17 Oct, 2009

 

I've got the heating on, but oh, I miss my fire!!

17 Oct, 2009

 

Aw you can share mine!

17 Oct, 2009

 

Thank you sweetie! :~))))))
Its the smell more than anything!!

17 Oct, 2009

 

well ive tried but i couldnt get it fluff, so then i looked at the answer,maybe its me but i dont see the joke, i see the sharing bid and hedghogs as in hogging things, its more a riddle really done you think lol, i love the cute little chaps though fluff :o)) hahahaah im still trying to see it as a joke, nah never mind

18 Oct, 2009

 

I must admit San I was a bit gobsmacked that this was the funniest one they came up with but hey ho...

18 Oct, 2009

 

well the baby hedgehogs more than compensate for the bad joke lol

18 Oct, 2009

 

?? Is it sum thing to do with 1 only having 3 Legs ? :/

19 Oct, 2009

 

no jacque fluff explains above, scroll up :o)

19 Oct, 2009

 

OMG :( :( :( No Comment San LMAO !!!

19 Oct, 2009

 

good job the hedghogs are cute ;o))

19 Oct, 2009

 

Very Very Cute 4 sure San :) LOL

19 Oct, 2009

 

No I don't get it sorry. Maybe I'll have to peg some clothes out like you did Fluff and then it might come to me.

19 Oct, 2009

 

Oh dear...it's such a bad joke to cause such confusion! Has it come to you yet Hywel...? It took me a while...Ian of course got it straight away as he loves to tell us.LOL...hedgehogs...why can't they share instead of hogging the hedge all to themselves...the photo of the 2 cuties was a total red herring...just thought they were sweet!!! ;o)

19 Oct, 2009

 

lol hywel,
you thought right fluff they are soooo sweet ;o)

19 Oct, 2009

 

Oh I see .. lol :D
lol the more I think of it the more I'm laughing - lol
Well I can leave those clothes in the machine until tomorrow now :o)

19 Oct, 2009

 

lol yes hywel, :o))

19 Oct, 2009

 

Oh Hywel...you are a scream...glad I saved you the bother of doing the laundry!! LOL.

19 Oct, 2009

 

:o)

19 Oct, 2009

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