Do you know of anyone that makes you feel ill?
Greeting dibber users,
Well ive no doubt someone up there was very keen on making today a dark day.
Not only “C Mon” and her telephone saga, but Dear john called round this after noon to ask a favour “again”
He wasn’t sure but he thought some ex-pat may have died and wanted me to take him to the cemitary to see if we could find him!!!!!!
Another “Hello are you there thing”
His wife wanted a girls chat with mine as she was worried about john and his lack of interest in life,
She told my wife “JOHN” hasn’t got the interest ive got in gardening or anything eles, he’s even sleeping in their spare room now!
The last time i saw this spare room it only had a cot in it.
John wanted me to drive and i pointed out i was’nt insured to drive his car!
“No your not” he replied,
We’d better go in yours then.
We drove for about half hour and arrived at the dead centre of some village,
After walking around all these graves we didnt find his long lost friend who he didnt know that well anyway,
He’d just met this chap outside the fish & chip van that visits out village every two weeks and all the ex-pats gather to remember english chip shops and exchange stories about verious mushy pea gossip.
We started to drive back and john said he may be in that cemitary soon!
It’s my phostate’s its not working properly and its a known killer of men our age “he said”.
Do you have a long wait when you go to the loo? He asked.
No I book the loo well in advance and im not going to deaths door in the near future because ive a garden to sort out, Now can we talk about some other subject please john.?
It was silence most of the way home,
It was only when i’d turned the engine off that i noticed he fell asleep,
What a day, Roll on sunday.
My dear dear wife asked me if John went to the toilet while we we’re looking for his friend,?
No he didn’t as far as i know, im not his minder,
It’s just that “trish” was saying Johns nearly wet himself a few times this week and i know what your like ref your car seats!
Lucky enough they’re leather and ive checked them and they are dry.
What a day.
I hope you’ve all had a better day.
- 22 Jun, 2013
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