Some modern sprays work to well
well its the end of another day, rained most of it and the TV full of repeats and that euro/song contest, no football and apart from some very interesting replies to yesterdays blog ive had a very “un-gardening day”
But being the nice person i try to be i took one of my older neighbours to the local supermarket as she cant drive and her daughter is working the grave-yard shift (nights) “she’s a nurse” and needs her sleep during the day.
Now i’ll be honest here and tell you i hate shopping in supermarkets,
I cant stand people who decide to block the isle’s so they can gather for a chat, And the dirty looks as you try to get past, plus the crashing of trolly’s into my heels and the then “sorry”
And when you get to the pay out and something hasn’t got the correct bar code on it and the till girl phones up to get an assitant to find out why the bar code wont work and the people behind you give you that look that says it all “hummmmm a man again”
Well as the neighbour went around the shop i found i had a feeling,
“A nature calling feeling” and i didnt know then ’But i was about to have two very new experiences,
(1) As this was a brand new mixed toilet, One had to go to the information desk and ask for a key!
On asking i was asked if i’d lock the door after use and return the key!
(2) Better things we’re about to come,
Now “ladies” men have a special wall mounted loo for urination use, and once the man has got himself ready he continues to look up at the cieling and do his thing,
No problem here “You may think”
But this being a brand new state of the art loo a surprise was about to happen,
Some how this loo knows when the man has finished and as he’s re dressing himself this modern state of the art loo “lets out a bloody big spray of water to clean the basin”
You have no time to turn away and you get a nice soaking that looks like you need a visit to spec-savers or your aim is all wrong.
As i returned the key the girl on the desk look at me (not eye to eye) and said with a smile,
“Did you find our new toilet to my liking”.
Yes i’ll be glad when the wet weather dries up (and the front of my trousers)
Good gardening to you all and good night.
- 18 May, 2013
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