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Merry Christmas


By derekm


I thought as it’s almost upon us again, I would share a few christmas jokes with you, all of which are available on the internet,{perhaps some of them should have been left there, you decide.
What do Santa’s elves learn in school———- the elfabet.
What does Santa like to do in the garden—— hoe hoe hoe.
What do Santa’s elves drive, -—— minivans.
What is Claustrophobia, -— fear of Santa Clause.
What breakfast cereal does Frosty the snowman eat, --snowflakes.
What do you call a cat sitting on a beach on Christmas eve, -- sandy claws.
Where does a snowman hide his money, -— in the snowbank.
What kind of motor cycle does Santa drive, -- a holly davidson.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa, —Saint Nickel-less.
What is a parents favourite carol, -
- silent night.
Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas, -- they don’t wantto give away their presence.
What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations, —tinselitis.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas, -
—- ’’it’s Christmas, Eve, ‘’.
Why is Santa so jolly, - because he knows where all the naughty girls live !.
What kind of candle burns longer? red or green, -— neither, they all burn shorter.
What do you call ’’ Frosty the snowman in may’’, a puddle.
I hope you like them, a merry Christmas, and a very happy, healthy, and prosperous new year to everyone, Derek

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And Good Cheer to you! Merry Christmas!

12 Dec, 2015


Merry Christmas to you as well Derek.

13 Dec, 2015


Amusing blog, Derek. Funny jokes !
Merry Christmas and happy 2016 to you and yours,
from Terra, Conker, Truffle and Crocus.
[I've sent you a private message].

13 Dec, 2015


Merry Christmas Derek - those are real cracker jokes - Jane

13 Dec, 2015


Merry Christmas derek.

13 Dec, 2015


Claustrophobia and tinselitis - brilliant! Lots of good cheer and a happy new year Derek.

13 Dec, 2015


Thank you all for the good wishes, glad you liked the blog, Derek.

13 Dec, 2015


Thankyou Derek , the jokes are all amusing and had me chuckling for quite a while..
Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for New Year to You and Yours ....Sue x...

14 Dec, 2015


all the best to you are yours Derek.

Real groan out loud ones those.

what about
where do snow men go to dance? snowballs of course.

14 Dec, 2015


Merry Christmas Derek. Sounds as if you have been in at the crackers. :0)

14 Dec, 2015


Thank you Sue, Sbg and Linda, they're all from the internet Linda, there's a lot more but I thought people may get a bit fed up with a lot of 'cheesy' jokes, Derek.

15 Dec, 2015

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