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OMG ! LOL ! Thanks for sharing :)

Hahahahahaha be assured Bonkers you are not alone!! You should read Davids confession of when he set fire to a Eucalyptus stump!!
As for me I don't get near to flammable substances due to the fact that I'm married to a complete pyromaniac!! It's a stoning offence around here if you go near the incinerator, wood burning fire or BBQ!!!

Thanks for cheering my up Hope you have good neighbours Lol

Thank you for sharing that with me Maple just as well were not neighbours wouldnt be much left of community between your husband and I.

Well used to have Janette didnt see much of them till I moved then organised a street party.

lol bonkersbon, your a treat.....

Thank you Irish but bet you glad you dont live next door.Have found much greener way now most of my garden waste is now 60 feet above my head! Live next to a church and rookery small twigs ivy etc been cleared by them for nesting material.At present they re stripping the moss off the roof hows that for recycling?

You really gave me a giggle when I needed one - thank you!

The house next door to me was empty for a long time several years ago and I got in the habit of throwing snails over the fence. When I eventually got new neighbours, I had to break the habit. I now find if I throw the snails on to the flat garage roof, it encourages thrushes into the garden

lol if me i think id of taken few wks hoil 2 let the dust settle(Get It DUST SETTLE) o well ;)

Yeah Andrew big softie me feel bad when slice through earthworm when digging got hostas you know what they are to snails but song thrushes doing sterling work.Think there is a natural order that if can learn to live with and accept less than pristine garden nature begins to trust us again.Thank you for other advice still digging!

Nice to hear Spritz as you can guess dont take myself too seriously cant afford to with the things I get up to.When things quieter will relay my trials with moles .

Oh yes I geddit Jacque well think the neighbour did but point well made fortunately only got neighbour one side- for them I mean - other side a graveyard no complaints yet.

When i lived in my Masonet that2was beside a grave yard which has a church there2&its the eldest church in Kings Lynn but sadly kids play on the old head stones & played football on the grass where head stones laid :( My Daughter was Christened there & Fathers Funneral there 2, Great Old Looking Church&Gardens @gate area 4 the Weddings :)

Sorry to hear that Jacque kids not giving it a thought rather than deliberate disrespect . In larger towns push headstones over and health and safety loons charge families with making them safe in case the louts hurt themselves.

Its a sad old world we live in Bonkers :( I bet the Dionsaurs had more respect ?Dont no if u no where im coming from on that reply Sorry :/

Eh? Jacque? Wot? Have you got dinosaur-itis? I DO NOT GET IT. Please explain.

Well they lived on earth 4 millons of years but i dont think our kind will the way some people treat things?Is that better lol

Sorry Jacque cant follow bit of a dinosaur myself but you lost me there.

lol I just dont think the HUMAN RACE will last as LONG as DINOSAURS Bonkers :D

OK, Jacque, point taken. Thanks for explaning.

Ladies please how did we get here? Even I cant follow this and Im supposed to be the bonkers one! Pretty safe bet Jacque 65 million to a hundred thousand make that odds of 650/1 given that none of us will be around to collect shall we move on ?

I remember doing that to a Christmas tree in our back garden once. I recal the commando roll down the pathway to get myself clear of the gush of flame, won't be dousing any more trees in white spirit again then!!! Oh my eyebrows never grew back the same again!!

This helps Andrea or at least I think it does initially took comfort in the fact not alone and not the only daft one then got me wondering ? There such a thing as a garden terrorist - seems a few of us would qualify.Oh Andrea white spirit matches christmas tree not exactly santas little helper.